Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

Not a serious writer, and occasionally I create or forget about loose ends entire. That being said, I never stop trying to improve.

Another one bites the dust.

The creator of the Spiders and Magic universe and concept. Yay, I guess??

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Specialties include comedy, robots, and precision strikes to your feelings. Hobbies include hat and watch collecting. May contain alcohol.