Well paint me green and call me a pickle.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Write a story, read a story.
Energy is a property of objects which can be transferred to other objects or converted into different forms, but cannot be created or destroyed.
Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?
Have you considered using more words?
Writer for a small group of fans, and slow updater.