Hello Internet/Archive System:

So. My life, has just been a road of disappointments from the beginning. Then I discovered the Internet, in its purest form. But the Internet has entertained me so much. So much. That's why I've decided to Write a Storyline. A real storyline. With References & whatnot. It'll be called "The Crafter Timeline"

So, stick around before it becomes famous. You just might find it amusing enough.