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"Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power." -Abraham Lincoln

Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

Some asshole who will write stories that are the opposite of the common take of the subject. And who also says "mate" a lot.

I'm alright, at least so far...

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

Is not dead, just playing more games than reading the many fanfics they -should- try to get through.

I write second-person sensual fiction featuring you and your favourite ponies. If there's anything you'd like to know, just ask, I'm always happy to answer questions!

Deadhorse.

Like a dragon, most of my time is spent hibernating, then pure terror. Also horse words.

I'm just a simple, southern man that loves ponies, Star Wars, ridiculousness, and adorable things. I'm also an ex-Navy nuclear machinists mate, and life long martial artist.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

I'm out everyone.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

Now that I'm done with all my obligations, I shall wri- oh look, a distraction!

"Give a man a fire, and he is warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he's warm for the rest of his life."

I'm pretty sure words go in here somewhere...

Just some guy.

Was getting downvoted a part of your plan?

:D X3 =^-^= <3 :P ô_ō -_- Ó_Ò ...enough said, I think...okay, maybe not, but, Eh, oh well.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.

Welcome, my good fellows.

A published, rookie author with a love of ponies.Be warned, my fics tend to be nucking futz.

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.