Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

A guy who occasionally likes ponies but always loves pirates.

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people he didn't exist. The second greatest was convincing people that MLP is for little girls only.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Lifelong Nerd. Lifelong practical Catholic and firm believer that an egg is an egg. Amateur fanfiction auteur elsewhere and maker of YouTube videos.

I'll think of something to say here someday.