God refuses to kill me because she knows I could whoop her ass behind the Denny's at 3 am.

Good morning everyone, God has let me live another day, and I'm about to make it everyone's problem.

I’m a brony with the body of a pony and the brains of a griffon who seems to enjoy watching random female characters starve.

What a weird time capsule.

I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

Brony for life

Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook

I am a big fan of MLP and ocassionally think up stories but my main focus is reading interesting stories on here. Also Aaron Master is actually my personal ponies name.

My name used to be Gylden Glør, but I got sick of typing the ø in.

Just a person that reads, writes, and reviews stuff. Oh, and draws.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.