I make things. What more do you need?

Never expect a "Hero" to be walking in the light. Look into the darkness and you will see those who protect from the shadows.....

"What we wish, we readily believe, and what we ourselves think, we imagine others think also." -Julius Caesar. TCP Discord is available. Please send a DM!

If you wait long enough, the fly will just merge into the pizza slice and get devoured by the cheese, you know.. Out of sight, out of mind, right?

Getting my ass kicked one day at a time.

Music ponies are best ponies.

And here we find an American Male, struggling to tide himself over until Season 5 by reading and writing dangerous levels of Fanfiction.

Ask me if you have any questions about the site. The more detailed you are describing the problem, the better the chances I'll be able to help.

In the rays of the sun I am longing for the darkness

Just your friendly neighborhood Salnalus. Writing stories and pointless blog posts. Feel free to check them out, and stuff.

A writer who enjoys putting a smile on peoples faces. If a story makes you smile, I've done my job. :)

Retired

I ask only that you would forgive me, should I ever truly go hollow, that you would not hate me for falling asunder to the insanity.

I'M FUCKING INVINCIBLE

George Carlin is my favorite "philosopher." Lyra is best pony. Raindrops is best pegasus. Sunset Shimmer is best human.

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Click this to experience life how I know it...

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

Just a fella looking to finish what I started

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

DUDE! WHEN DID THIS GET HERE! WORDS, RP, CLOPPONIES! That is all! I HAD TOO MUCH SUGAR AND STUFF!

Just a guy with a odd dream of ponies and chaos. My favorite Pony: Pinkie Pie My favorite cartoon character: The Warden (super jail) My favorite book: Gil's All Fright Diner by A. Lee Martinez .

I will follow you all

I work. I read. I work. I sleep. I work. I party. I work. I have sex. I work. I eat. I work. I lose my mind. I make no effort to find it and probably never will. Bananas.

(2014) Someday. Somehow. Someone. Something. Somewhat.

Starlight Pony is best glimmer

If you leave a like and/or favorite, please tell me why, I want to know what I'm doing right, and what needs to be worked on. May the Horse be with you.

Abacadooby.

Just got a manecut!