99% of fanfiction is terrible and 80% of that is terrible porn. I can promise one of those things won't be in my account.

Love Fallout Equestria, bit of a Steel Ranger nut, don't expect anything you'd normally expect, because it isn't happening :D

haha rainbow machine go brrr

Ssshhhh, no words, just dreams...

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5