"Pulling a Mordecai" (verb) - The act of never making a move, while at the same time, not knowing what to do with your hands.

i am best barbeque. put your hamburgers on me.

Possible emotion detected, purging database.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

Avid reader.

I am the entity that sometimes raids your coffee and teas. . .Be wary~!

Hunter, fisher, father, son, husband, rescue Greyhound owner, and occasional fanfic writer.

I love donuts and ponies, therefore i am a dony.

Retired, but I still check in.

i have cancer

Say that to my face Stalker and not in Skadovsk and see what happens.

I don't really have much going right now and probably won't for a very long time.

Sticks and stones, man. Sticks and stones.