If I run wholly silent or don't come back on within 12 hours, it is very much possible that a tornado was overlooked by my university and I have died as a result. In case this occurs, I would like to let you all know that I have put on pants just in case so I die with some dignity. It's okay, no dignity will be lost.

That said, please mill about your day as per usual.

And by fun, I mean I got blocked. I've never been happier!

No, I'm serious, look through the comments. You'll see how crazy it's been. I may have been a bit callous, but I still regret nothing.

[1:50:58 AM] Chase: ... I'm going to literally pour my heart and soul into making a story as absolutely horrible as I possibly can using everything I've ever learned from numerous critic and review groups, and everyone is just perfectly fine with it.

[1:53:42 AM] Chase: Now I know exactly where I'm going.
[1:54:12 AM] Chase: I'm going to Equestria on a flaming chariot with godmode on. There shall be hookers and blackjack and no one will stop me.

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All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.

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[6:35:29 PM] Chase: ?
[6:39:44 PM] Chase: Wait
[6:39:46 PM] Chase: No
[6:39:49 PM] Chase: Never mind.
[6:39:59 PM] Chase: I just remembered why I don't play other games...
[6:40:55 PM] Chase: If gaming was like sex, Dark Souls would be that really well endowed guy that hurts like a bitch at first, but if you make it through that, you just keep wanting more until you're ruined for anything else.
[6:40:58 PM] Chase: ...
[6:41:04 PM] Chase: I actually just made that analogy.

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A thing I did.

~Grand Panda

Okay, I'll try to keep this short for those who are more interested in my writing than my blogs and such: I have an idea, but I'm not sure if adapting it to MLP would be worthwhile. With that said, I want to know how many of you would read a sort of AU from me where religion, religious affiliation, and other related affairs shape the entirety of the plot. Basic idea is that the royal sisters are not physical beings, nor are alicorns in general, or Discord, for that matter. Instead, the three

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Know that I will only recognize your completion of the game upon making it to the tutorial on NG+. Just because you beat the final boss or started NG+, note they are not the same action, doesn't mean shit. I will admit you've beaten NG when you reach the NG+ tutorial and no earlier.

Okay, so, story things. Finally got around to this. So, I have a new story that will be short, and the first chapter is typed up. I'm also going to be doing a rewrite of an older thing I have on here. Lastly, for those of you who started following because of Scooter and the Bloodied Tiara, know that it is on the top of my list after I get this new story touched up and out. It's been much too long since I've updated it, and I'm saddened by that. Anyways, that's about it.

~Grand Panda

Me and my not-as-sober-as-I-would-appreciate mouth... I swear if what I just did becomes a fucking meme... Then again, it may just be a meme I have yet to find anywhere. I'm hoping it's that last one. That would be great. I don't want to be the maker of another pony meme. We don't need more of those.

>inb4 "adorabelle" becomes a thing