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Just an adventure/mystery fanfiction-writing brony from the state of Vermont who hopes that you enjoy his work.

an amazing balance between feelings and emotions and incredibly hot M-scenes

"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I. AM. INSPIRED!

Brony. Gay Brony. Gay Brony sailing the Gallbar ship (and others) until death do us part. Come follow my random gay self on Twitter: https://twitter.com/ParkerPenpony

Thanks for Coming In! | Retired

I write horse words. Sometimes people pay me to.

Books, books, books, books, books, books, food, books, books, books...

So list' bonnie laddie, and come awa' wit' me.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

Hi, name's XenoPony. I'm an avid pony writer and fan fiction author with a wide range of stories.

Want more? Head on over to patreon, or subscribestar. Or join my discord https://discord.gg/m2wZEKpcwu

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

Stories about ponies are stories about people. Every challenge is an opportunity to change. My Patrons let me keep writing, at: https://www.patreon.com/RealStarscribe

I spent a good amount of time thinking of a witty comment for my bio, this is what I came up with.

Perfect has seven letters and so does meeeeee. Ko-fi|Patreon

I...I am a monument to all your sins...

I also have a SubscribeStar, because Patreon nuked me. Lesson? Do not trust Patreon.

Remedy, She/Her, writing bad fanfics since 2011 and not stopping anytime soon.

Too much to write; too little time

SCIENCE!

Alt. Account for TheGentlemanCreeper where porn will be posted. Yay!

God created man; now it is man's turn to create works of art.

Sugar, spice, and everything nice.

Be who you are and do what you like. Those who mind won't matter and those who matter won't mind. ~Dr. Seuss~

Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

I'm making a video game now. https://www.patreon.com/theblueninja

Write stories. Acquire followers and moderate horsefame.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

I tried so far… and got so hard… but in the end, it didn't even matter at all. (Direct Support)

| NO LONGER ACTIVE. PLEASE MESSAGE ME AT DA ---> http://kinglethargy.deviantart.com/ |

It's true, you know. In space, no one can hear you scream like a little girl.

Someone who's sensitive on things that's vulgar and violent. I WILL retaliate if anyone who's agressive towards me.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.