Pulling the puzzles apart.

hehehehe

Commissions currently OPEN

I mainly write smut and some occasional PG-13 stuff.

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....

Done.

Better than Nicholas Sparks. Probably. Probably not. Also has a thing for Queen Chrysalis. Can't Explain Why.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Abacadooby.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

"How hard can rocket science be anyway?"

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Hello! Um... don't mind me im just that guy that likes to you know just do things, Like every pony eles. well I am pretty awesome.

This is a bio. Fear me. Also, ponies. That is all.

Crème de la meme