I came here to eat breadcrumbs and indiscriminately shit on cars. And I'm all out of breadcrumbs...

Supreme leader of the Union of Broviet Brocialist Bropublics. Writes tastefully smutty fics when he has time between banishing you to the Gulag and fucking your waifu.

I write stories about ponies and Equestria Girls for /mlp/!

"Internet Friends" are just friends you haven't shaken hands with yet.

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Terrible writer of stories about Ponies in Padding. My WIP work can be found here: http://pastebin.com/u/hodgepodge

Writer of clop, rule 63 and padded pony.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

From the depths of /mlp/, one man decided that he wanted to write. With a sweep of his pen, stories flowed from his hands like liquid gold, and his genius shined. And then there was also Lunaguy.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

Amateur writer and enthusiastic reader. I have been writing poems and novels both Hungarian and English. I recently tried my best to write some fanfics. May post some of those.