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A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!

"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."

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Diminutive Equine Novelist

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I swear every time I blink this site has fifteen new features. Six months isn't /that/ long a time to blink, is it?

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