Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Coffe a day, keeps the world around me grey.

Deep into that dorkness peering...

I am inevitable. I am... destiny. I am Smooze and I hunger.

I mainly write weird stuff. Fimfic equivalent of how2basic

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Exploring the depths of the equine psyche! Now with ko-fi link and SubscribeStar!

Been writing since I could read. I haven't done fan fiction in a long time, but at the urging of my friend, I've made a few FIMfics, and now I can't stop.

I fucked 12 women at once! I got aids. Yolo lol!

Writing and ponies are the only things that have ever really inspired me other than any Disney film. All I have to say is: "If one door closes, look for a window to jump through..."

Who let the dogs out?

I am a 17 year old guy who loves sketching, video games, great friends, of course great stories, and the most obvious MLP.

25 year-old single dad Brony in Houston, TX.

I write so that one day I may finally stop writing and be free, but these damn new ideas keep finding ways into my brain. I need to write more to vent them out!

I'm back from the dead.

Twitter: @DandyEcho, twitch: Twitch.tv/Dandyecho writing is slow, math is hard. Isn't this world great?

Sometimes, I mash my face against a keyboard, and stories come out. Sometimes, they're even good.

"RoMS I love you even though you OTP Rarijack!" Monochromatic~

the caliphate's pretty cool [hr] [11:22:47 PM] RainbowBob: I like this Jenkins guy [hr] [6:34:14 PM] Klael Cullinan: Why is it when I'm drunk I relate to you more?

EqD pre-reader and guy who does interviews

"The changeling looked at the foal much like a space explorer would look at an alien life form. He resisted the urge to prod it." - Flitter

Put the cart before the horse, mix things up, and look at them in a different way.

Ask your doctor about DERPIPONE(TM)!

Quirky teenage girl who writes about cartoons & has an obsession with sparkly things & cute dorks. Goes through life following by Dr. Seuss's wise words; "You have to be odd to be number one."

Heehee~

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

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I'm Roarin Thunder and pouring rain.

I will follow you all

Writer and Project Lead for Then the Shadows Whisper, FiM Fiction Enthusiast and Reviewer, Lover of Ponies

I used to be relevant!

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs

Give me an eternity, I'll give you an update!

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

Platypus with a pen.

I'm many former things.