I like to cut things.... it's my hobby!!!

I am the Seneschal, the ruler of the eternal circle, and I have come for ponies.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Before the change, I read over 25 million words. Yay me, I guess.