I've taken it upon myself to try my hoof at a 'gore porn' (Ridiculously over gory.) story. Would anyone like to help me traumatize some curious readers?

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You will need a Google account, which will only take a second to make..

If you can please do not let it out.

So I'd like some suggestions on really mundane everyday activities.
The exciting life of a vampony.

The main six are all trapped in a room with no doors or windows.

Twilight tried to teleport out but failed.

Applejack & Rainbow Dash both tried brute strength and both failed.

Rarity and Fluttershy inspected the entire room carefully and found no secret doors or crawl spaces.

How do they get out?

This Guy needs some spam. Spread the word.