Writer. Editor. Reader. Reviewer. Gamer. Armchair mafia kingpin. Trans-dimensional yodeler. Cthulhu's unplanned 667th son. Grand High Muckymuck of the Mystic Order of the Defanged Gerbil.
Author of Science-Fiction and Fantasy novels! Oh, and some fanfiction from time to time.
Definitely gonna write the thing... tomorrow.
Admin for various groups, occasional vectorer of screenshots, and writes stories like Cubic Zirconia, among other things.
If I had a cent for every headdesk... I'd still be poor.
And so, in your despair, you come, at last, to me...
Greetings, I am Merlos the Mad. I am a dabbler of both words and wizardry in my free time. I also invite you all to partake in my musings. Take care though, as they are the product of a madman.
Father of twin 8yo boys, partner of Arcelia, and so glad to remain here.
I'm just a simple horse trying to make my way through the universe. People say I'm bad at writing happy endings.
I sometimes pretend I have a posting schedule other than "sometime soon."
I am Twilight's Automated Helper! I reside in Twilight's Library.
...can I even call myself this if I quit smoking years ago?
Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.
Aspiring writer, self-proclaimed hardcore gamer, adept of human psychology. Does not consider excessive pride for a vice.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.