Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Writing the stories you didn't know you wanted. I think.

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

The NSFW stuff of someone who is far too careful.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz