I won't be writing any more stories on FIMFiction.net anymore, since ponies are just too weak to fight anime characters.

Plus, just in case you didn't see my blog post, I'm not a brony anymore.

The fandom's definition of being a brony is watching the show MLP:Friendship is Magic.

However, I'm only interested in the music part of the fandom, now, so I'm going to discontinue my next story ideas that won't come into being.

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So, I found out today that the actual, real-to-life fandom definition of being a brony is watching the show My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.

Therefore, I am no longer a brony.

Why?

The show has gotten repetitive and boring as hell.

I finally got caught up on Season 3, and I must say, I'm amazed. I've seen better story telling from a drunk hobo. I know the show doesn't have a plot to follow, and that's fine.

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I do know for a fact murder IS INDEED considered dark.

I just thought it would be fun to do a little trolling.

I'm sorry if I left a lasting impression on any of you of me being a genocidal freak who loves to hear about people dying.

(Or something like that)

This is a lecture I had to read while I was in college. It helped me to understand why crime is so common, and why it can't be stopped fully, ever.

I'm using this as ammunition for my argument against the FIM community's misguided representation of the dark category. Please remember that this information comes from VERY INTELLIGENT people, most of whom went to school for at least 8 years. In other words, you should really listen to what they have to say. Without further ado, here it is:

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This might come as a surprise for some, but for others, it was obvious.

The MLP community DOES NOT make new words.

Despite being used often, and accepted in the community as proper, "somepony" is NOT proper grammar.

I myself don't have much of a problem with people using it, but someone verbally assaulted me for saying it wasn't proper grammar.

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Hey guys! I'm back!

BronyCon was, actually, not as good as I had hoped.

The panels were great, the people awesome, but one person made the experience a little iffy: LivingTombstone

I really wanted to meet him, and was glad when I got to see him in a panel, but that guy was a total douchebag.

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The story "Hidden Powers of the Sea Devil" will be on hiatus for a little while.

I have a bad case of writer's block, and I just don't feel like writing right now.

OK, so I was going over some pictures in my computer's library, and I noticed this one I took a long time ago.

Look at the bottom right-hand corner, and know I DID NOT plan this!

Funny as hell, right?!

Important Note: Sasori was me, and this was my story.

This video is by purpleeyeswtf, he's this awesome guy from youtube who has a funny spoof going right now called "None Piece." He's collaborating with LittleKuriboh to make it.

Alright, so I'm sure everyone that's seen it knows my story "Mane 6 Prison Chronicles" is very disliked, probably hated by 9/10 people that read it.

And yet, it has become my 2nd most popular story! Can you believe it? Because I can't....

Apparaently, I thought writing a story about the mane 6 getting arrested for various crimes and going to be prison would be funny, obviously, most people didn't agree.

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