I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

I like guns, Resident evil, Story of the Blanks, Them's Fightin' Herds and Ruby is the best damn mare in all of Equestria. I mostly write HiE fanfiction, so come and take a peek!

Me. Take it or leave it.

your body is a collection of beautifully complex systems and processes. are you really gonna use it to type something mean to a stranger?

Nerd, Dungeon Master, Aspiring Author, Brony.

I am an aspiring writer, romance enthusiast, and a horrible over emotional mess. If you're here I hope you like homosexual stallions. If you enjoy my work and want to support me I have a Ko-Fi!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

It's like... a bio... but shorter... and useless...

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

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I do this just for fun -- but sometimes I take myself a little too seriously. I know life's too short, but -- you know...