Came for one fic, stayed for the rest.

A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

I'm back. *looks at to be read list: o.O*

#1 Yo-Kai Watch fan

Live life well.

"There can only be a Super Saiyan once every thousand years... So why are there like twenty of you?!" - A villainous Dragon Ball Z complaint

“Puns are the highest form of literature, Fight me!"

im just a guy that likes stories about ponies and the like,and i enjoy the stories so much i thought i might try writing them,if anyone has ideas or advice id love to hear it so i can write better.

One day I will put my own stories on here that I hope y'all will like.

Just a dude who loves ponies and the dog god

Just some weirdo.

Just a regular guy, in an irregular world.

Quando omni flunkus, moritati

"I am and always will be the optimist. The hoper of far-flung hopes and the dreamer of improbable dreams." -The Doctor

SJW Attack Survival Guide

Insanity by any other name is just as crazy.

If anyone has come across a HiE fic which mentions the Title of Nobility Clause in the U.S. Constitution, please send.

This. Is. Equestria!!!!!! (continues powering up for three episodes)

I really should add a profile image at some point... I say almost 7 years later

just a goof-ball with way too much free time and too many collections

Glory to the Emperor of mankind. For I will keep my vigil in His name. For He acts through his agents. Let my sight gaze upon all of this strange fluff of nonsense. Emperor Protect.

Author of mildly successful B-List featured stories, freelance editor, and man of many expensive hobbies.