My name is Ryu Nintendo and I know all the cheat codes.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

Cutie Mark Crusaders Forever!!!

Pony smut author known for his love of fillies, futa, and Nightmare Moon and his deep-seated hatred for all males.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I've come a looong way from awkwardly smashing two plastic pony toys together whilst making kissy-kissy noises... Haven't I?

All my things are horse things!

space is a waste

Inconsistently making my favorite ponies miserable since 2011

Shut up. Just write.

I'm here to write awesome stories and chew bubblegum...and I can't stand bubblegum.

I've been writing fanfiction for a few years now and I have recently come to know of PONY. That is all, actually.

I'll think of something to say here someday.

Author of the Tarnished Silver series. I write clopfics with too many emotions in them. My work is very niche, but my readers are a wonderfully enthusiastic bunch, so I must be doing something right?

Just a worn out writer from a bygone age. Don't mind me, I'm just passing through.