time is a crime

I proved my namesake in a duel of honour. The crayon never stood a chance.

A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.

♪ Kingdom of ships around me and it looks like I'm the queen ♫

An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか？

Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.

As you might have noticed; i am a Ditzy finatic. (what? she's flippin awesome!) I enjoy writing Fanfics, and will continue doing so until i get good enough to publish a full story.

"Shh, I'm trying to think here..."

In case you couldn't tell, my works are often written to fill specific ... niches. I expect you will enjoy a unique and novel experience.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

I've been writing online for thirty years. One of these days I might actually get good at it.

I'm proud of my work, but... Writer's Block is the biggest and most terrifying problem any author has to face, especially alone. Sorry for inactivity lately.

I don't want to give out information here... Because obviously you're all going to use it against me. It's alright, I live in a cardboard box and I move it around a lot, so you'll never be able to.