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Francois


A dude who likes ponies.

Feb
24th
2013

To all those that lost my favourite... · 8:25pm Feb 24th, 2013

I have just removed one heck of a lot of favourites. I am really, really sorry about that to everybody. It has nothing to do with the quality of your stories or how much I have liked them... But I have decided I shall not read (or write) sexy pony stuff any longer. If your story had a mature tag, I removed it from my favourites, read later list, etc. It nearly broke my heart to de-favourite some of those fics, as I will have to honestly say that I loved every single second of it. Very much so.

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Feb
17th
2013

On the Bipolarity that was season 3. · 11:28am Feb 17th, 2013

The season is over, and it had it's highs, and it's lows...

This season simultaneously some of the best and worst episodes of the entire series, IMHO.

My two favourite episodes of this season would have to be 'Too many Pinkies" and "Sleepless in Ponyville." They where really, really good episodes IMHO, and would have to be put in my top 5 episodes. Sleepless in Ponyville is definitely in my top 3.

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Jan
5th
2013

Why so few views? · 5:30pm Jan 5th, 2013

I don't know why, but my story isn't getting much traffic. While my story, More than just words has 2215 views, Scootaloo discovers Surfing only has 84 views, and hasn't received a single view in over 2 days!? Does anyone know how I can get some traffic on my story?

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Dec
28th
2012

New story up. · 9:15pm Dec 28th, 2012

I have just finished a new story. (Shocking, I know...) It has been submitted and will appear shortly. It is just a short-short about Scootaloo discovering surfing.

Oh, and I don't have my own computer yet, but I do manage to get some time on my mother's laptop (which, btw, is so slow that it can barely run a word processor, and, worst of all, it has LINUX! :raritydespair:) so I managed to write something...

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Dec
17th
2012

Bad news... · 12:38pm Dec 17th, 2012

I'm sending this from someone else's computer. In my move to Pretoria, my PC got destroyed, and until I somehow get the money for a new computer, I am unavailable on this site. I hope to see you all soon.

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Nov
29th
2012

I'm totally dying my hair Rainbow! · 3:19pm Nov 29th, 2012

In honour of Rainbow Dash, and in celebration of finishing High School, I'm dying my hair all the colours of the rainbow.

And I'm totally posting pictures when I'm done.

Edit: Dying postponed. I was going to do a food colouring dye, but when I mixed up the food colouring, and did a strand test, the 'red' came out a pinkish purple, and didn't dye the hair properly at all. I'm going to look for some temporary hair dyes or something...

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Nov
26th
2012

I am officially free. · 4:11pm Nov 26th, 2012

I have finally finished the twelve year ordeal we call school.

How do I feel? I don't know yet. Weird.

But, here is a video that really explains it well.

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Nov
26th
2012

The day before the first day of my life. · 10:25am Nov 26th, 2012

In an hour I will proceed to write my very last school examination ever. The subject: English Creative Writing.

Quite fitting I must say, as I am studying English Creative Writing next year.

Today is the last day of being a prisoner of the prison system that is Basic Education.
Today is the last day of being put through the meat grinder.
Today is the last day of me being Student 112353416001

Tomorrow I am me.
Tomorrow I am free.
Tomorrow is the first day of my life.

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Nov
17th
2012

Quitting smoking... · 11:42am Nov 17th, 2012

I have decided to quit smoking. For good this time. I've stopped, like, 10 times already, but always ended up starting again. It normally happens when I get really stressed (a-la final exams) or when I go out for a couple of drinks, and everyone around me is smoking. But for the first time, I decided to draw up a few really good reasons to stop. Every time that I find myself starting again, I'll just look at this, and remind myself WHY I quit in the first place, and why it is just plain stupid

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Nov
1st
2012

I'm not a fucking pet! · 12:52pm Nov 1st, 2012

To my grandmother:

In frustrated anger I scream;
can't you see I am no longer a fucking child?
To say you disrespect me would be putting it very mild.
Living with you is like walking a balancing beam.

Am I nothing but a pet to you?
Just a dog to treat any way you see fit,
just throw me a bone and tell me to sit.
This house is a fucking zoo!

"Jump! Roll over! Play dead!
Obey ever order, listen to your master
come on, do what I say and do it faster!"

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