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I've been writing for, like, 8 years, and I still don't know what I'm doing. https://ko-fi.com/perfectlyinsane

Average. Follower. Commenter. Reader. Reviewer.

The window through which we perceive life is what defines our experience of it. We are only aware of a small fraction of what our senses pick up. We can all choose how we see the world.

Memento Mori doesn't mean you should just lie down and wait to die. Rather, live each moment like it could be your last, because you never know which breath will be the final one.

I worship Satan and write about ponies.

My goal is to follow everyone on FimFiction!

"...as for the Why: beyond the obvious financial motivation, it's exceedingly simple... because I can."

I've been told I always have a comment on everything. I take that as a compliment to my quick wits.I'm an editor on FF, if you need any help, give a shout. Sincerely Yours The Cake Devil

Not much. Just a nerd at home doing random stuff and sometimes working.

Hiya, I'm Lucky! Lucky Narcissus Strikes, if we're being formal. Thanks for clicking on my face! Why don't you make yourself comfortable and I'll get us some tea?

Just a guy that likes ponies and happens to know how to write... sort of.

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Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

WAAAAAGH!!!

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Starting fresh after a few years! It's good to be back, and I hope you enjoy the stories I come up with. The world needs more, better fanfiction, and I'm here to deliver owo

I believe in my whole race. Yellow, white, black, red, brown in the honesty, courage, intelligence, durability and goodness of the overwhelming majority of my brothers and sisters everywhere

I shall vow to follow everyone.

;A not so average unit armorer in the US Army. Also the hazmat, ammo handler, fueler, and occasionally mechanic UPDATE: Soon to be medically retired. Waiting to die. UPDATE: Retired now