TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

Twilight Sparkle is best pony, OctaScratch is OTP. Thanks for checking out my stories and/or profile!

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

If I ever get good at Rocket League, I'll change my name to Terra Score-a.

I like to be tickled. ;D

Does anyone play the MLP mobile game? My friend code is a49657.

"You think you know me..."

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

Eh, you've read worse.