http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Parqua

Praise Parqua!

At the beginning of the day his account was almost virgin. We're doing an experiment to see how many follows we can get on the account by the end of the day. So far we've gone from 0 to 63. Come on, follow Parqua, and spread the word! Join the experiment!

But most importantly...

PRAISE BASED PARQUA.

http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Parqua

Click that link and follow that cool motherfucker.

I don't...

I don't even...

Here's a screenshot for posterity:

EDIT: Can't link the story, it's NSFW. Blame Shadowflash. The story's called "The Lost Element" by an author called "Humanity".

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I started this week's episode.

I didn't finish it, I left in disgust halfway through.

I'm not saying it's a bad episode, it's just not for me. I watch pony for entertainment, not so I can be forced to feel embarrassment. If I wanted to feel embarrassed I'd act like a faggot brony and wear pony merchandise in public.

Anyway, the show's been telling the Equestrian Games story for 5 episodes:

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I don't want to be one of those authors, who pretends his shit don't stink. My story might be completely terrible, I won't deny that. For that reason I'll dump my frustration here without tagging FN;AF. I'd at least like to keep this out of the story's comments.

Anyway.

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I think I'm sexually attracted to Thing now.

The Elements are sealed once again, but no one is scared, no one is panicking. Twilight wants to know why.

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