“PISS OFF ALY WHAT ARE YOU GRAMMAR KID DEFENDER OF AMERICAN ENGLISH????”

TD writes and reviews pony fanfiction, and has a serious RariJack addiction. Send help and/or ponies.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

A Warning to Others

I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.

Property of Officer Hot-Pants.

I believe if there's any kind of god, it wouldn't be any of us. Not you or me, but just, this little space in between.

This account is no longer in use. I'm leaving it up so people can read my stuff. If you need to contact me, send an email to dawnfade@gmail.com

Hello! I am Ceehoff, and as you see, I'm the author of "Equestria's First Human". Welcome to my FimFiction page! Here, you can read the other stories I have written other than EFH. Enjoy your stay!

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Music ponies are best ponies.

I write fics, I do talky-talk readings of fics. Find them on YouTube.

Was that me? Or was it... somepony else?

Former pony writer, slightly unhinged whatever.

Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!

I'm guy who sometimes writes fanfiction. I like bacon.

I write horse words.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

I'm just a Blissey who likes ponies.

Writer, artist, YouTuber. Like my work? Consider commissioning art from me (details on my user page) or supporting me on Patreon.

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances

A Dutch gentleman of leisure, living for pleasure, since mirth is my measure. Writing stories that are (mostly) unique and psychological of nature and visiting conventions whenever I can.

Don't spend your whole youth saving up for your old age, instead spend your youth doing what you want. Deal with the rest later. You'll be forgotten in 100 years, so might as well enjoy life now.

Applejack is best pony~~

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.