Huzzah! The new computer's being sent in a week and a half! And we all know what that means, I'll be reasonably reliable! Yaaaaaaaaaaay! Until then you can filter through my favourites OR, even better, have a look at this guy's stuff, specifically this story. It's short, but it's bloody good.

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So something's happened and I'm not sure what. You know how I told you that someone told me that my computer would be coming within a month? Yeah, something's gone tits up and now it's coming on the 26th of December...

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Jesus christ, here we go again I guess... This time I'm going to mash the good and the bad news together though.

So my computer's dead. AGAIN! So I punched some stuff and drank some other stuff and then ordered a three year old desktop that's only been used twice to my house. Don't know when it's coming, but in the meantime I'm going to attempt to fix my netbook again. Now, this blog post means a lot. It means a fucking ton actually; here's what it means:

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Jesus christ, FINALLY! I'm back guys, I'm back after a week or so of no internet due to a dodgy router and a shitty computer, but I'm back now and that's all that matters. Even if I'm violently shitting and puking all over myself. I did try to make a both a blog post and a thread post on The Good HiE List a couple of days ago explaining why I've been inactive, but,
due to the dodgy internet, only the post on the List worked.

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It's true. Sorry about that. Although, I did say I was going on skype, so it's also your fault for not adding me as a contact. Anyway, story time.

I went down to London to watch my mum and the rest of the Watersons family perform and sing live with Richard Hawley, Jarvis Cocker and a load of other brilliant musicians at the Barbican. It was bloody marvellous.

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The schedule is: Do fuck all through the week and do writing and shit on the weekend. I'm sick of being busy, and it's only getting worse with exams on the way, having to learning a script for a play where I'm a Merlin that acts like Zecora and mum's on tour with Richard Hawley and Jarvis Cocker, who are fucking amazing, for a week and a half so I'll be going to all of that jazz and then there's also the countless other bits of shit I've named before.

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Guess what? I've been busy! All day! Surprising, right?

I was going to be working on my fic, Mr. Stargazer's fic and clearing out the submission folders on both groups, but, as usual, life turns up to crash the party. I did, however, manage to add an extra 300-400 words to the newest chapter of RHYHB, so we have at least that.

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So, this whole week just gone by my face was mauled by IRL shit. I moved the contents of four rooms in my house around because I had to and then went and the new massive Apple Macintosh thing for my mum, because she wanted one. You know it makes sense. Anyway, new chapter for RHYH is 3/5ths done, and probably won't be uploaded for a bit, because I spontaneously decided to write a non-pony horror/crimey-detective/comedy/I don't even know thing, and I can't stop. If I actually go somewhere with

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Over my time here on the internet, I've met eight people who were all really depressed. Seven of which, have said I've really helped them with their lives. Each time I met one though, I got a little bit angry at them. They all seem to forget that happiness is a choice. It is you know, it really is, so don't bloody forget it.

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So, I'm ill right now, and I don't mean I have the sniffles...

I have a throat so raw it's bleeding, a blocked nose, gammy eyes, a headache and diarrhoea. Delightful, eh? That means it's bad news for me, but good news for you! Because I'm bedridden right now, I can spend all day writing and stuffs, so I'm working on the next chapter for "Reality Hits You Hard" right now... So have a sneak peek!

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