A group of sky-pirates led by an aspiring world emperor/mercenary/sex god somehow fail at taking over the world so hard they accidentally foil a plot to dethrone Celestia.
"OH GOD, THEY'RE LAPDANCING ME!" -Steel, 2015 - Aspiring author, artist with absolutely no skill yet a lot of wants, and just your typical, all-around lover of MLP fanfiction. That's me.