A group of seven animal mercinaries for hire are sent to Equestria.
A group of seven mercenaries consisting of a fish cyborg, roadrunner, an owl, a technological mole, platypus samurai , a mentally challenged chameleon, and a muscle bound alligator are sent to Equestria due to an inter-dimensional teleportation device going hay wire. Stranded now they must rebuild the device to return home but their arch enemy a cyborg panther makes sure they will never return.
(Takes place between season 3 and 4 (The lightning seven and Jagged nine are of my own creation *Not Sonic related Outlook and Razor will have regular wings*) Cover art by VoidHeart http://void-heart.deviantart.com/
In the planet of Terra-glacies it was a regular day within the crime infested city of Whiplash; a city that seemed to have crime on almost every corner. With in this city there was a group of part time heroes/ mercenaries known as the Lightning Seven resided. Everything was peaceful for the team until a shrieking voice of triumph and excitement came from the basement of a large two story home, "GUYS, GUYS COME IN TO THE BASEMENT I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING AMAZING." A black mole wearing techno goggles a oil covered jumpsuit said as six other creatures came through the door.
"This have better be good Circuit-Breaker, I was just about to get my new laser upgrade to work." An orange barracuda in a robotic body suit said annoyed as he cycled through his laser selections to find his new Ultron Tech laser was on the fritz still.
"Trust me Scalor I'll help get your upgrade fixed l as soon as show you guys my newest achievement in my invention library." Circuit Breaker said as he tried to talk to Scalor, but due to his incredibly short height he had to jump constantly up and down just to get his sentence out.
"Yeah well make it quick, because I need to get back to his cardio exercises or else my legs will break like twigs under my humongous weight." A tall muscle bound alligator with boxing gloves on his hands said as he held his chameleon brother Kooker upon his shoulder.
Circuit then quickly responded "Trust me everyone, once I show you the invention the sooner we all can go back to our lives and the sooner we can have an adventure later on when I fix all the bugs that could possibly still be within it."
"Well if it may still have bugs still in it then why show it to us right now when it could blow us all up you bottle brain!" A light brown road runner with one large dark blue feather on her head said trying to make the mole feel bad about himself for the hundredth time, but like the last fifty times it had done nothing. All that it did was just make him stop and breathe in slowly as he took in her comment.
"Well 'little miss perfectionist' if you would had helped me with this instead of going to the gym constantly for the last week just to keep her 'model weight' the machine wouldn't have had any kind of complications with it now wouldn't it!" Circuit replied to Razor since she just stood there completely angered due to Circuit calling her a perfectionist when he knew she was trying to keep her beak shut about any screw ups the team did for the past two months..
"Well he is right Razor, the way for anything to be perfect is to be a team player and assist in any kind of activities no matter how mundane, enraging, or tiresome it may be. You should've had taken the time out of your life to help him, don't you agree Outlook?" A red-orange blind platypus wearing a samurai helmet said to Razor.
"Cut it with all the life lesson crap Dice all I want to do is see what this whatchamacallit does so I can get back to 'All My Feathers' on TV." An owl with night vision goggles said as he flapped his wings to hover above the rest of the crew wanting to get back to his favorite Soap Opera.
"Anyway! I called you all here to introduce you to my latest invention." With that he pulled off a tarp off of a large clunky device "Behold I call it the Multi-Jumper! With this device we will be able to jump through planets with little to no problems, once I fix the locator on the control panel We can land wherever we want to go within a selected dimension".
Then all of a sudden Kooker started to play with the control panel which still had Circuit's glass of fruit punch still on it.As soon as Circuit heard electrical sparks going off he began to shout, "Stop! The punch might cause the machine to explode!" But it never explode, instead the machine had begun to suck them all up and sent them to the selected world 'Equestria'.
Once in the dimensional warp tunnel everyone could hear Razor yelling at Circuit-Breaker about how much of a idiot he was but then everyone else yelled, "SHUT UP ALREADY!"
Meanwhile in an mountainous hideaway
A large black panther was sitting on his technical throne started to talk to some of his robotic minions "Ah ha I have a brand new plan, one where I simply copy those 'Lightning Losers' machine and get my revenge on them.
Then Blade Wing his robotic Pedigree Falcon minion asked him "Uhh Lord Jaggor, why do you want to do that in the first place anyway?".
Jaggor then replied "Are you kidding LOOK AT ME!" with that he removed his cloak revealing his body covered in metallic plating mostly covering his face while his lower half was nothing but mechanical legs, "Those freaks did this to me, and once my plan works my revenge will be completed." And with that Jaggor picked up a small handheld machine and with the help of his camera drones that he hid in the teams house he typed the word that Circuit-Breaker had typed in his machine, afterwards he decided to gather his best minions with him to help him in destroying the team.
One of the androids then talked to Jaggor, "My Lord we have the troops ready for your Mission, are you ready to start?"
Jaggor then replied "Why yes my mere worker of course, we will now travel to this world." He pushed the button and a large glowing green orb covered them and with a few seconds all that was left was a scorch mark within the main room.
It was an average afternoon within the city of Canterlot. Ponies of high society were talking with one another about their plans for the weekend. Everything seemed normal until a bright yellow portal opened atop of an alley way. "AAAAaahhh!" The seven mercs screamed as they landed in the alleyway, hitting the ground with a hard thud.
Slash got up removing all refuse from his shoulders. "Well that was...."
"A hard landing?" Outlook said completing the alligator's sentence.
"Look horsey!" Kooker said as he was started to run towards a pony dressed up in a tuxedo. Knowing the chameleon he was going to hug it like a stuffed animal from a carnival.
"No Kooker!" Scalor said as he grabbed Kooker by the tail pulling back into the alley hoping not to cause attention.
"Why not?" Kooker asked disappointed wanting to hug the equine.
"We don't want to make a bold impression on the locals right?" Slash said trying his best to cheer his brother up from being so sad.
"Yeah, thanks big brother." Kooker said jumping onto a nearby trash can and hugged his brother.
"Well we need to start a stake out so we can figure out where we are." Outlook said as his wings were going in various directions trying to act like a spy.
"Speaking of steaks I'm getting hungry." Slash said as his stomach started to grumble clutching it in desperation.
"Cant it wait?" Circuit Breaker said in annoyance.
"No." Slash said as his stomach grumbled more violently.
"Quick get those boxes and wagon!" Slash said as they used the boxes to cover themselves up while using the wagon as a transport.
Soon
The team was blitzing through out Canterlot trying their best to find a restaurant. "You're gonna be okay Slash!" Circuit yelled nervously towards Slash.
"Lights fading fast!" Slash said as he moved sporadically.
"Scalor, Outlook, Razor give me some info!" The mole said Hoping to get the current information on a nearby area with food for their starving gator friend.
"Keep your glasses on!" Razor said as she ran across the roof tops trying to draw attention away from the civilians below.
"Ah, nerd jokes very funny." Circuit Said in a sarcastic fashion knowing his road runner companion was mocking him again.
"We're on it Circuit Breaker don't worry." Outlook said as he flew over the area following his two allies.
"We're not gonna make it." Circuit sad in worry.
"Don't feed us the negativities buddy." Scalor said running behind Razor on the roofs.
"We're too late!" Circuit yelled in panic.
"Not on my clock." Scalor said landing on the ground, his friends soon joined him and looked at the donut shop just as it closed.
"Really?" Razor said in complete anger thinking the timing was completely idiotic.
"Goodbye my friends." Slash said acting as if he was going to die.
"Slash you really need to see a doctor about this because this is..." Circuit tried to finish his sentence, but was distracted seeing his alligator friend acting like a drama queen.
"Just remember the good times." Slash said weakly still acting stupid.
"This always happens when you skip your afternoon sweet snack." Circuit said figuring out what was really wrong with his friend.
"But what about...." Slash tried to make an excuse but was quickly interrupted by his friend.
"No a box of raisins don't count." Circuit said knowing that Slash's healthy food excuse wasn't going to cut it this time.
"But it was snack sized!" Slash said trying to get out of the argument as quickly as possible.
"No buts!" Circuit replied angrily knowing that Slash was being a crybaby
"Guys?" Circuit said looking for his three pals, "And just like that they're gone." he said as he saw his three friends weren't even around them.
Later
"After those thieves!" A pony dressed in golden armor said as he and others dressed in armor chased the group of animals mercenaries around the city.
"Why couldn't we order a pizza like everyone else?" Circuit Breaker asked seeing Scalor carrying a couple boxes of donuts with him.
"Oooh sprinkles." Slash said as he jammed four donuts into his mouth ending his hunger. Eventually the group ran towards another alley way.
"I think they went this way!" A guard said as they went in another direction of the group. Dice poked his head out of the alley to see if the mob of armored ponies had left.
"Why are we letting something blind look for us?" Razor said thinking having a blind animal on a team of nothing but seeing animals was stupid.
"The coast is clear my friends." Dice said returning to his friends in the alley.
"Well besides getting chased by armored horses I Have to say this place is pretty neat." Outlook said enjoying the stolen food.
"A lot better than home in ways." Razor added to Outlook's statement.
"So munch I feel like singing a song." Scalor said happily as his voice started to become louder.
"Great now we gotta hear his singing." Razor said annoyingly as she pulled out some earplugs thinking the fish's singing was horrible.
Look here my friends there's color everywhere.
And look there's no smog in the air
Look here.
I can't believe my eyes, we must be dreaming, wake up, guys, this isn't fair!
What's this?
Look here my friends
There's something very wrong
What's this?
The ponies are singing songs?
Look here
The streets are lined with many ponies laughing
All of them seem so happy, have we possibly gone loopy?
What is this?
Look here!
The ponies are all laughing instead of running away
They're busy living life, and not even staying at bay
There's joy on every face
Oh, I can't believe my robot eye
And behind my scales I feel a warmth coming from inside.
What's this?
They're lifting thing up, with magic?
Why that looks so cool, yet weird
They're gathering around a statue of a pony with a beard
Look here
Look here
In here they've got a marks on their butts, how queer
And who would ever think
And why?
They're coats are very strange
They're colors are in a wide range
And there's a smile on everyone
So, now, correct me if I'm wrong
This place looks fun, oh so fun
Oh, could it be we found a better place?
What's this?
Oh my, look here?
The little ones are asleep
But look, there's nothing underneath
No beasts, no monsters here to scream and scare them
Or ensnare them, only cozy, fuzzy things inside their dreamland
Look here!
The monsters are all missing
And the bad guys can't be found
And in their place there seems to be
Good feeling all around
Instead of shrieks, I swear
There is music in the air
The smell of cakes and pies
Are absolutely everywhere
The sights, the sounds
They're everywhere and all around
I've never felt so great before
The darkened place inside of us is filling up
We simply cannot get enough
I love it, oh, I love it
Oh, my friends wouldn't you agree
We've got to know
We've got to know
What is this place that we have found?
What is this?
Just as Scalor was finishing his song he bumped into two winged and horned ponies in jewelry. One was midnight blue with a mane that resembled a night time sky, the other one was pure white with a brightly colored mane,"That is why you never microwave peanut butter kids." he said incoherently as he passed out.
"Um could you please tell me why your friend has slammed himself into us." The white pony asked completely confused looking at the six animals standing before her and her sister.
"Look ma'am there is a perfectly good explanation for all of this." Dice said knowing that his team going to be in deep trouble if an explanation wasn't given soon.
"There they are, the thieves that took our donuts!" The group of armored ponies yelled as they arrived where the group was.
"Oy this day just isn't getting any better." Circuit Breaker said slapping his paw against his face.
Our group of seven and the two regally dressed ponies were inside a large light gray room with two windows to alleviate the grim feeling in the area. "Give it to us straight, how much trouble are we in?" Circuit said in despair thinking both him and his team were going to be in big trouble.
"Well for one you and your group are going to pay for those boxes of donuts." The white pony said in a stern tone that of a mother if her child something wrong.
"Well that makes sense." Circuit said as he sighed in relief.
"Next we want to know who you are." The blue pony said leaning towards the group.
"I would like to say the same. Razor said as she stared at the clock bored out her mind.
"Razor!" Scalor said angrily as he moved closer to his roadrunner companion.
"No she is right, we should introduce ourselves I am Princess Celestia, and this is my sister Princess Luna." The pony said as her left wing pointed towards the blue pony.
"Pleased to meet you all." Luna said as she smiled trying to greet the group with the best way she could.
"We are both rulers of Equestria, the land that you and your friends are in." Celestia said telling the group where they were.
"Well that explains where we are." Outlook said as he looked outside of the window.
"Now would you tell us who you are?" Luna asked as she leaned towards the group sitting opposite from her and her sister
"Gladly my name is Scalor leader of this group." The cyborg said as he flexed robotic fins.
"Sorry to ask but why are you are covered in metallic plating?" Celestia asked as the metal on Scalor gleamed into her eyes.
"Well its a long story but I'll tell ya." Scalor said activating his hologram projector to tell his story.
"Pull up a chair this may take a while." Razor said sarcastically getting relaxed in her chair.
"It all started when I was a teenager looking for a job when I saw a flyer for this company looking for test subjects little did I know it would turn me half robot." Scalor said as he touched his legs as he somberly recalled the day he was converted into a half robot.
"It must be hard dealing with all that metal replacing most of your body." Celestia said feeling sympathetic for the fish.
"Well after some complications I managed to go with my normal life." He said as he stood up jogging in place as his legs made a whirring sound.
"My name is Dice and it is an honor to be in the presence of royalty." The platypus said as he bowed before the two ponies.
"How can you see us if you have that sash over your eyes? Are you blind?" Celestia asked wondering how the platypus was seeing them without seeing.
"Yes, yet my sensory nerves pick up every little detail of my surroundings." Dice said touching his bill explaining his ability.
"Fascinating." Luna said as she leaned toward the platypus's eye sash.
"The name's Razor the team scout." the roadrunner said in a determined tone.
"I'm Outlook, Razor's cousin." The owl said as he wrapped his wing around his favorite cousin.
"Yeah my idiotic yet useful cousin." Razor said forcing a smile knowing her cousin was being an idiot.
"I'm Circuit Breaker, I'm the brains of our team." The mole said as he removed his gasses to clean them.
"I'm Slash and this is my bother Kooker." The alligator said pointing towards his chameleon brother sitting on his shoulder.
"Hi!" Kooker said in a gleeful tone.
"Together we are The Lightning Seven!" The group said getting into a unified action pose.
"Nice to meet you all.” Celestia said.
"Your majesties Twilight and her friends have arrived.” A guard said as he trotted toward the regal ponies direction, while also trying to avert his eyes from the seven animals near him.
"Splendid.” Celestia said as Luna, the Lightning Seven, the guard, and herself walked out of the room and into the main hall where six multicolored ponies walking towards the white alicorn.
"Celestia we came here as fast as we could.” The purple one said getting the closest to Celestia with a look of concern on her face.
"Well Twilight it's great to see you and your friends too.”
"Everyone I would like to introduce you to the Lightning Seven.” Celestia said pointing her left wing towards the animal group as they made the same action pose they did for her.
"Universal mercenaries for hire at your service.” Scalor said proudly hoping to impress the group of ponies that surrounded them.
"Hello my name is Twilight Sparkle, the newest princess of Equestria ." The purple pony said as she opened up her wings introducing herself first.
“I'm Pinkie Pie party pony extraordinaire.” The pink mare said bouncing up and down like a rubber ball.
“I'm Fluttershy I take care of animals, so if you have an ailment just talk to me if you want to anyway.” The yellow pony said as she started to hide behind her hair.
“Rainbow Dash is the name and being fast is my game.” The light blue pony said as her hooves flew sporadically to show her strength.
“Howdy I'm Applejack, and I grow some of the best apples around.” The orange farmer said as she tilted her Stetson hat.
“My name is Rarity, and if any of you feel like wearing clothes the first order is free.” Rarity said seeing the technically 'naked' animals standing before her.
“Well it's nice meeting you all.” Scalor said as him and his team smiled seeing so many new faces.
“Lightning Seven I wish for you all to go along with Twilight and her friends, not only will you see more of our world but maybe you'll be able to pay off that tab.” Luna said telling the Lightning Seven what they should do instead of washing dishes for the donut shop.
“Well can't argue with that.” Outlook said shrugging his wings knowing he didn't want to wash dishes for three boxes worth of donuts.
“Onward team!” Scalor said courageously running towards the castle doors.
WHILE THE TEAM WAS FIGHTING WITH BLUEBLOODS GUARDS
Lord Jaggor, Blade Wing, and ten ant-bots popped within an abandoned mineshaft. "Blade Wing where are we? For I cannot see." Jaggor asked trying to look around the area.
"I cant tell sir, my tracking device is jammed." Blade Wing replied "Even if it wasn't this doesn't look like the place you were describing on the way over." He added to further prove his point.
"Well that's just dandy, because it's not like I can make minions like candy!" Jaggor said as he started to stomp on the floor like a mad man. Even with all the yelling he did his ant-bots just shrugged all comedic like just looking at their master. "Well we'll just make due, We must mine for some metals for that job it will be for you two." he said as he pointed towards two ant-bots as they ran to some tunnels. "Now Blade Wing, help me with this thingamajig." he said to his falcon minion as he pulled up a weird looking wrench.
"Yes master." Blade Wing said with a hint off annoyance, even though he was Jaggors follower he couldn't help but be constantly annoyed by his leaders completely moronic and stupid ideas. One time they were supposed to rob a bank when Jaggor actually meant the Chocolate Bank: candy emporium, and all they got from that was a gift card and some free frozen yogurt. Another time Jaggors identity as a leader was questioned was when Jaggor dragged him half way across the city just for the sake of trying to see if the urban legend of 'If you go down West long enough you'll find signs that say "welcome to Rakecln" ' when it really was just a messed up burger sign.
"I found this mysterious message on the wall saying 'Those who hold the mystical Jingy Mongo wrench shall be granted power beyond your imagination.' don't you see Blade Wing with this tool I'll be able to make a new army of robotic minions to follow my every command, but first I need to think of some ideas first."
"Fine, if you need me I'll be with that ant-bot over there." with that he went to talk to ant-bot 756. "Man I cant stand that guy!" Blade said trying to connect with the worker.
"Tell me about it, most of the time I just want to go and restart my life and become a professional contractor, but every time I try to rise up but I back out of it. Mainly because he scares the ever living A.I. out of me." 756 said as he started to quake a bit. "Heck even 1337 cant even go into sleep mode because of him." he said as he started to slowly mine with his pick axe and claw arms.
"Trust me once your in the field of battle with him for a while you start to see that he really just a complete idiot. Once he thought he could beat Scalor in a swimming contest because he thought he would rust up, but nope he swam like it was no ones business." he said as he stared at the wall.
"Blade Wing get over here I figured out some ideas." Jaggor said as he grabbed him and carried him over to a hastily made work bench.
"Hey why didn't you rhyme that time my lord?" Blade Wing asked since he was used to Jaggors rhyming.
"Well you try and make up a rhyme for everything that you say on the fly, trust me it gets annoying from time to time." Jaggor said as he pulled up some blueprints with various figures on them. "You see these five and us will go against the Lighting team, not only that but we will be able to conquer this world. Since we can't conquer our world so we'll go for the next best thing." Jaggor said as he gave a shrug.
"Wow, that is actually the best thing that you have ever thought of since we gotten here sir." Blade Wing said awestruck.
"Yeah it's this wrench, the magic it has makes the users ordinary capabilities powerful 20 fold." Jaggor said excitingly. "With these new plans we shall make titans that will crush those fools to smithereens!" he said acting triumphant.
"Uuhhhhhhhhhhhh sir we don't have enough mateials to build even one Titan." unit 912 said as several other bots looked over the metals.
"Well ok we shall just make some androids that are about the size of you Blade Wing." Jaggor said as he started to rescale the blueprints. "Okay with these new bots they will be the sneakiest, the smartest, the most primal, the most heartless, and the most destructive of my creations. Once we finish making them we shall become an unstoppable group." Jaggor said starting to sound like the maniacal madman that he once was before.
"But what will we do once the Lighting team is finally out of our way once and for all my lord?" Blade Wing asked Jaggor not knowing how the outcome of their plan will actually turn out.
"Well I just depends on how you look at a situation if we win we shall move on to conquer our world and then the universe, but if we fail we be sent to either another dimension different from this one or we'll be sent back to square one. For now we must plan, we must build and then we will be able to destroy the Lightings once and for all." he said as he started to laugh maniacally
Our team were needed to think of an idea for their plans of remaking their dimension maker. So their newest idea was to open a discount waffle hut. "Why did we make a waffle house?" Razor asked thinking the idea was stupid and especially at 4 in the morning.
"Well think of it, ponies want to have breakfast and they could be to busy to eat it. So why not make a waffle house." Scalor said as he wrote a sign saying 'open'.
"Well let's get the waffle mix and stove ready, because we got breakfast to make." C.B said as he grabbed a cup of coffee and started to sip it. they went on and opened up their store and started make waffles that soon tingled the senses of the ponies that lived near the small shack.
"Holy shrimp, this waffle idea is working like that cheap medicine idea Canada had." Scalor said as their cash register was practically exploding with cash.
Around noon a dark blue chariot that had a Dark blue alicorn carried by two stallions with bat wings had pulled up near the hut. All of a sudden Scalor sniffed the air and felt a sense of danger "Oh Glob, she's here! Quick wash your hands, clean the floor, change your underwear if you have any, a Princess is here!" Scalor said as he ran through the small shack informing the rest of the team. "I hear that princesses are like the top health inspectors, if she finds one flaw with us she'll close us down in a heart beat. We need to make sure that she passes 'The waffle hut'." .
"But Scalor why would she fail us, Waffle hut is the most perfect place in town." Kooker said as he gazed at the windows.
"Well let's just try to flatter her to make sure she passes us" Outlook said as he shoved Slash towards the princess.
"What can we do for you today? beautiful." Slash said nervously
Razor then slapped her wing against her head saying "We're doomed!".
"I would like to request one of everything you sell at this establishment." the alicorn said as she glanced at the menu.
"Excellent choice ma'am" Slash said as he walked back wards towards the kitchen. "She wants one of everything.".
"Then we'll give her the tower of waffles. The fate of our plan depends on it." Scalor said as he gabbed a plate holding various waffles. Pretty soon the gang started to cook like there was no tomorrow churning out an endless stream of waffles for their customer.
"Everything seem ship shape?" Outlook asked their customer.
"So far, so good I just need to try some regular waffles and my test shall be complete." The health inspector said.
"She said she just needs a few more waffles to pass our inspection." Outlook said as he rushed toward the kitchen.
"Woo that means we're in the clear." Scalor said as he started to dance around like a idiot.
"Hold on guys, look at this paper." Razor said as she held up news paper.
"Let's see it says an imposter has been impersonating princess Luna just to get free stuff." C.B said reading the article, while that was going on Scalor was fuming that they could possibly be feeding a mooch.
"Maybe we should tell Luna about the faker" Outlook then said thinking that the Luna they had was real.
"You loony pigeon she is the imposter! We've been duped" Scalor replied knowing at this point he could trust no one.
"Fooled!" Dice said.
"Bamboozled!" C.B then said.
"We've been smeckledorfed!" Kooker said joining in on the conversation.
"That's not even a word yet I agree with ya!" Scalor replied. "If that phony pony wants a waffle then by the golden turtle we'll give her one. Your playing with fire now, join me guys or were toast!"he then said grabbing a bottle of relish and pouring it into the waffle mix.
"It doesn't feel right, yet it feels so good." Slash said as he gabbed a jar. "My homemade bayou salsa, the spiciest stuff in the world." he said adding a couple of spoonful's of the salsa in.
"Oops I dropped the mix in the toilet." Kooker said as he dumped the mix in the bathroom.
"Well fish it out "and I'll sponge it with my dirty jumpsuits." C.B said as he started to laugh.
Eventually after a comedic spree of adding random things in the waffle mix
"That looks like the most grossest waffle ever made!" Razor said as she looked at the abomination of a waffle.
"I call it the junk yard" Out look said as he started to laugh.
"Excuse me where is my waffle?" Luna said growing impatient.
"Here you are ma'am enjoy." Razor said as she handed her the food then ran back toward the kitchen.
"Oh my this looks delicious." Luna said as she grabbed a fork full of waffle, but then a fly flew in her mouth and started to choke.
"Ya hear that she ate it. Look at her choke!" Razor said as she pointed towards the princess as she squirmed around. Luna then hit her head on the table and then they guys started to freak out.
"Oh man, we just killed someone, this isn't happening, this isn't happening!" Outlook said cradling himself in the corner.
"Guys not to ad more to this but it turns out that was the real Luna" C.B said just looking at the recent news paper.
"Crap what are we gonna do?" Razor then asked.
"What's this we stuff you fed her the tainted food. Looks like it's prison for you." Scalor said knowing this time she was in trouble.
"But you told me to do it!" Razor said passing the buck.
"You could've talked me out of it!" Scalor said passing the buck back.
"You're right Scalor... Im guilty! Man what are we gonna do?!?" Razor said knowing that he was right.
"Snap out of it we gotta get rid of the body before anyone see's it!" Slash said trying to bring Razor back into reality. Just then a gold and white chariot came landing near the restaurant. "Oh crap." Scalor said knowing they were dead meat.
"Quick Dice grab the body and put it in the freezer, I'll deal with Celestia." Scalor said rushing out of the kitchen.
"Welcome to the waffle hut how may help you?" Scalor asked trying to cover the fear in his voice.
"Oh I was just coming in for a drink." the princess said feeling parched.
"well in that case here you go" Scalor said as he gave her a glass of water trying to get her out as quick as possible.
"Sorry to ask this but do you have any ice?" the princess asked feeling her drink was warm.
"ice? well okay let me just " the cyborg said but he was cut off by Dice
"The dark deed you request is finished." The platypus said with a monotone voice.
"Never mind I'll get it my self just tell me where you're freezer is." Celestia said as she walked toward the kitchen.
"There is no such thing as ice its just a myth." Slash said barricading the door.
"Whats going on? You all look like you killed someone." Celestia said questioning the gangs behavior.
"Alright I confess it was scalors fault!" Razor said blaming her friend.
"What?!? you can't pin this on me!" Scalor said being annoyed.
"He's a mad man, he would've got us too if you didn't show up." Razor said trying to get him in trouble.
"It was all slash's idea!" Outlook said.
"Put her down she's a mad dog!' C.B said accusing the road runner.
"He wears curlers to bed!" Slash said pointing to Outlook
"What's going on?" Celestia asked being annoyed from the madness.
"WE KILLED YOUR SISTER, POISONED HER AND STUFFED HER BODY IN THE FREEZER!" Scalor said while crying knowing he was possibly dead meat.
"You mean in here?" Celestia asked as she opened the door she saw it was empty. "Is this some kind of joke?"
"yeeeeah a joke." Slas said nervously.
"Maybe she turned into a zombie and walked away." Outlook said as he laughed thinking it was a stupid idea, but then they all heard a moan coming from the door.
"AAAAHHH A ZOMBIE!" Scalor screamed as he pointed towards the door.
"Wait that's just my sister." Celestia said turning back on the lights.
"I'm sorry but I'll have to shut you down for stuffing me in a freezer!" Luna said mad that she wasted some of her day.
"Eh we had a good run though." Scalor said as he gave a 'you can't blame a guy for trying' look.
after a week of sulking in despair
"Lets see after the lawsuit and expenses toward Luna we come out with...38 bits." C.B said as he went over all of the money.
"Well back to the drawing board." Scalor said as he walked towards their makeshift base (which was really just a large compilation of cardboard boxes).
It was an ordinary day within the teams makeshift base and the everyone was thinking of a way to make some money after the whole waffle and Luna fiasco. "Aha I got an idea!" Scalor said as he jumped from his seat with excitement.
"What is it man?" Outlook said wondering what the answer to their solution was.
"We perform a play." Scalor responded. "Think of it, we could make many ponies cry, scream, and laugh with that screen play that I wrote a few years back.".
"Uh fish paste, no one wanted to hear your idea so why would they want to see it?" Razor asked knowing that the plan would be a flop.
"Well Twilight read it and she thought it was good, and frankly I always wanted to act." Slash said as he got up and made gestures that a thespian would make.
"Okay then, Kooker can make the scenes, the monologue will go to Dice, and the rest of us will practice our lines." C.B. said as he leapt from his seat. "Let's make a play!"
Eventually the whole team worked on Scalor's play, most of the scenes Kooker made fitted the script perfectly (even though it was mostly just red, black, and brown.). Scalor offered the main six if any of them wanted to be in the show, but only Rarity, Twilight, Spike, and Fluttershy were really qualified for the play. Outlook and Razor were put in charge of flyer distribution throughout the town. A few days of practice had passed and the gang was ready to perform the play.
"This is it Scalor, you're play will finally be seen on the stage." Twilight said with confidence
"Yep soon 'The harbinger of ruins' will finally be a success." Scalor said with tears in his left eye.
"Wait, did we set up a price for admission yet?" Dice asked thinking that they never set a price yet.
"Yeah Outlook said that two bits was a decent enough price." Scalor replied.
The night of the play
The sun started to set as crowds of ponies formed a line at a ticket booth. "Tickets here, get 'em while they're hot." Razor said as she was taking bits and giving tickets to the numerous ponies who where finding seats.
"Welcome everyone to a play that will amaze you in ways you can't even imagine. The lives portrayed on this stage are walking shadows; the poor players that strut and fret in their hour upon the stage, and they are heard no more; it is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound, fury, and emotion signifying nothing but ones dreams and fears." Dice said as the lights upon the stage were turned off except for the one that he was under.
"Wow, Dice is good actor isn't he." Fluttershy said amazed by how the samurai performed the monologue.
"He is, he took three days just perfecting that scene." Scalor said as he got into his costume. The play opened with a decollate wasteland that had smoke emitting from various parts of the landscape. "I am destruction, I am doom, I am known as 'The harbinger of ruins'. Scalor said as he protruded his character in the lowest voice he could possibly pull off.".
later in the play
"I don't care Blader, you and your lizard trackers find that monster so me and my collogues can destroy it!" Twilight said portraying General Warhead yelling at the assassin Blader and her pet komodo dragons.
"Yes General, come on Scales and Bones, we've got a beast to capture." Fluttershy said as she started to walk off the left stage side.
Around the end of the play
Around this point most of the ponies were crying as 'The harbinger of ruins' cradled Rarities character 'Ms. Persiana' as she laid dying due to Warheads assault on Scalors character.
"You were the only one to truly see anything gentle within me." Harbinger said as his voice started to crack due to the emotions.
" No one *cough* gave you a chance... to... really know... you. I know you... can be.. good." Rarity said as she played dead ending the play, but not without one last line.
"I am doom, destruction, and the destroyer of this world. My heart is an empty void that can never be filled. I'm the harbinger of ruins." Scalor said as the lights turned off ending the play.
Every stallion and mare started to cheer and cry out saying that the play was one of the greatest productions that most of them had seen in a while. "Thank you everyone we took our hearts and souls practicing our roles and we did our best performing for you." Scalor said as everyone on stage got up and started bowing.
Eventually when all of the ponies left the gang went and counted the bits. "59, 60, 61, and 62 bits made from just one performance." C.B said as he gathered all the bits into their official 'bit bag'. "So far so good, so what does that put us from our goal?" he asked Scalor since he was the financial keeper.
"Well were just 1,900 more bits till we hit our goal, and then we can buy the supplies to remake your portal machine." Scalor replied. "Well let's go back to the drawing board and think of a new plan." the fish robot said as he started to walk towards the tree library.
"If you guys need some more money I can give you the want ads in the papers if you want." Twilight said offering the guys some help.
"Thank you for the offer your majesty, but could we do it tomorrow because we're tired." Dice said as he slumped over.
"Yeah, he's right time for bed." Slash sais as he started to walk towards the base.
The day after the play everyone was sluggish due to the late night cast party. Everyone was nearly asleep except Slash due to his years of constant dieting and exercising he always felt refreshed. "Hey guys I'm off to Fluttershys house." he said with great enthusiasm.
"Dude can you not talk so loudly, I have the biggest headache in history." Scalor said rubbing his head everso softly. "Why are ya headin' to her house anyway?" he then asked his muscle bound pal thinking he was just nuts being up at seven in the morning.
"Because she asked me to help her take care of the animals around her home, and she also said she paid me at least twenty bits for helping." He said feeling proud of himself. "Well see ya guys." He said as he walked out side.
"Morning Fluttershy." Slash said waving toward the pegasus.
"Oh, good morning Slash how are you doing today?" Fluttershy asked.
"Oh I'm fine, so where do you need me at." Slash said just waiting to get to work.
"I just need you to take care of my pet bunny" She said giving him the instructions for the day.
"Did you say b-b-bunny?!?" Slash said stuttering as his mouth started to water.
"Yes my pet bunny Angel he can be a handful but he means well." Fluttershy said as she grabbed Angel and passed him in Slash's arms. "If you need me i'll be feeding the chickens." She said as she walked towards the chicken coops.
"Ok have fun." Slash said as he walked towards a small field. "Alright time for you to be my little mid morning snack." he said as the rabbit jumped from him and tried to perform a suplex slam on the gator. "Now this is just sad, just stand still and deugh!" Slash said falling flat on his back as Angel finally flipped him over.
"Are you ok mr slash?" Fluttershy said as she heard the commotion.
"Oh I'm fine im just stretching." He said as he got up and pretended to do some stretches. "Ok Mr. sandwhich to be part of my bunny." Slash said as he pulled two slices of bread and tried to catch Angle with in them but little to no avail. "Come on now we can do this the easy way the medium way or the hard way now you can get in the pot for soup or else
"Oh hi Slash how's angel ?" She asked walking up on him
"Fine im just giving him a nice warm bath." He said rubbing the rabbits head as if he really was cleaning him, but as soon as she left he got rid of the pot and made a jury rig rotisserie. "Now to rotate him for ten minutes and " he said to himself as he read a book on cooking small animals when he was interrupted by a sing-song voice.
"Slash im coming to check up on you two." Fluttershy said as Slash started to panic quickly he needed to think of a way to cover u the evidence "so wheres my little boy?" She asked the alligator.
"Mmrph" Slash said with his mouth stuffed as if something was squirming inside.
"Slash?" she asked but he just stood there quietly. "Slash." she then said flatly eventually she then shouted "GOODNESS GIVE HIM SOME AIR!" with that he spat out Angle along with a few carrot chunks and spit.
"Why did you try to eat angel!?!" She asked thinking her pet would've been gator feed.
"I'm sorry Fluttershy I have an urge to eat something that actually is considered food to me I'm sorry I'll just be on my way." Slash said feeling disappointed in himself.
"Well as long as you never swallowed him that's ok." Fluttershy said now understanding the poor fools plea for forgiveness.
"I'll just take half of the money and leave." Knowing he couldn't deal with his guilt.
"Nononono take the twenty." she insisted
"Oh alright, but I'll still owe you something later in the future." Slash said thinking he still needed to do something for her.
"Ok well just have a nice rest of your day." She said waving Slash goodbye as she walked towards her home.
"Alright see you soon." she said as slash headed toward the gangs base while Angle gave a look saying 'Enjoy your day large one, but soon I shall rise and be top of the food chain. EVENTUALLY YOU FOOL!'.
"Hey man how ya been?" Scalor asked his pal.
"Fine I almost ate Fluttershy's pet rabbit." he said nervously rubbing his head.
"Let me guess meat cravings." Scalor then asked knowing this happened before with Outlook trying to eat Scalor's tail even though it was metallic.
"Yep, and let me tell ya I really need to find some meat that no one will look at me funny." Slash said looking out of the window feeling like a fool and a complete cannibal.
"So anyway, how much did you come out with?" Scalor asked.
"The twenty bits she promised me, so that's leaves us with 1,880 bits left." he said as his mood lightened up.
"Well that's good, you wanna walk for a bit?" Scalor asked his pal.
"Yeah." Slash said as he got up from his chair and walked towards the door and went on for their noon time walk.
"The plan is coming into its final stages. " Lord Jaggor said as he rubbed his claws together in a diabolical way that only either a true master mind or complete moron would do. Standing before him was seven metallic frames of his robotic army.
"Sir the projects are coming along nicely." An Ant-bot said as it pounding on some metal forming what looked like some sort of covering for a serpent android.
"Yes, but we're running low on metal so you know what must happen." Jaggor said as his claws transformed into hatchets.
"Why are you looking at me like that." the Ant-bot said looking scared. Jaggor was soon laughing maniacally as he moved closer to the worker and all other Ant-bots slacking from working.
A Few Hours Later
"They look even better than what I ever have imagined." Jaggor said looking upon the sleek machinery finally finished. "Now all I need to do is activate them, but with what exactly?" Jaggor asked himself as his claws tapped against his head plate. "I got it!" He yelled as he grabbed that weird wrench he found and waved it around, and soon a dark green aura came out of it and surrounded the robots.
"What happened?!" Blade Wing asked as he tried to grab the wrench only to see it crumble into dust.
"Blade Wing allow me to introduce you to your new family." Jaggor said triumphantly as the machines began to activate.
"What the...?" Blade Wing questioned as he saw the robots starting to move around observing the area.
"What are your commands master?" The largest one asked as it clenched it's fist in determination.
"Excellent." Jaggor said as he clicked his claws knowing that the Lightning Sevens clocks were about to be cleaned.
Scalor entered the giant tree library to talk to Twilight about something when he met a small dragon "Hey there little guy." he said as he kneeled down to shake his hand.
"Twilight help" the dragon yelled as he climbed behind a plié of books trying to protect himself.
"What is it spike?" Twilight asked concerned. Thinking something could've really scared the little fool.
"There's a fish monster in the library!" He said as he now pointed a spoon toward our robotic pal.
"Oh that's just my new friend Scalor." She said walking down the stairs seeing Scalor waving toward her.
"Yeah im a cool guy once you get to know me." Scalor said as he tried to look less intimidating than what he originally looked(even though he didn't look scary at all).
"If you want to go with him that's fine." Twilight said to Spike knowing he was done with his chores
"Ok thanks Twilight" Spike sais as he jumped up with glee and ran out of the door with Scalor.
"So what do you want to do today?" Spike asked his new pal.
"Me and my pal Outlook were gonna think of a way to get money." Scalor replied
"Well we could sell food." Spike offered.
"Na we tried that it ended up with Luna stuffed in a freezer." Scalor said as he lowered his head.
"Oh yeah I heard about that." Spike said remembering that story in the newspaper.
"The last thing we had for ideas was digging for gems but, I don't know." Scalor said running out of get rich quick scheme.
"Did you say GEMS?!?" Spike said as his mouth started to water
"Yeah My pal Slash asked Rarity if she knew any gem hot spots and she gave us this map. she said as long as she gets fifty percent of our findings she'll pay us two bits for every gem." Scalor said explaining the venture.
"Yo, Scalor you ready? Outlook asked flying in.
"You know it, come on spike we got some gems to find." he said as he grabbed a map and started to walk in a military like fashion. Eventually they ended up in a large decollate field with nothing filled with it but rocks and a few dead trees. "So where do you think we should dig first?" Scalor asked, but instead his pals just started to dig around like idiots.
"Oooh emeralds." Spike said as he started to jam it in his mouth like a fat guy, and with that Scalor tackled Spike like a football player.
"GAAAH SPIT OUT!" Scalor said as he tried to make Spike spit out the gem, but with little to no success
"Sorry I didn't have breakfast today." Spike said as he gulped the rest of the gem.
"What kind of natural selection makes a creature eat rocks?!?" Scalor screamed out thinking that a dragons diet was completely stupid."
"The same kind that made me short." Outlook said in response to Scalors question.
"Quick get the rope we need this guy restrained a bit." Scalor said as he kept holding Spike down.
"This so demeaning." Spike said as he looked like a dog.
"Well this works with pigs that look for truffles so why wouldn't work with a dragon looking for gems." Scalor said thinking his theory would work. His idea would soon be genius because Spike soon was restrained from eating the gems he dug up.
"Oooh diamonds, sapphires, and obsidian." Spike said throwing away the obsidian like trash.
"Anything else" Scalor asked.
"Nah, just gold" Spike said trying to pull up a large nugget.
"That counts as a find dig it up man!" Scalor said letting go of the leash to let Spike have more freedom in digging. Pretty soon they gathered enough stuff to return to Rarity's home.
"Rarity were back and we brought gems>" Scalor said in a musical tone.
"Oooh marvelous how did you find so many?" Rarity asked looking at the wagon.
"A little dragon helped us." Outlook said moving his head toward spike.
"Yeah they were delicious." Spike said rubbing his head.
"AW COME ON MAN HOW MANY DID YOU EAT!?" Scalor asked angered with the dragon.
"About fourteen." Spike said as he lowered his head down.
"Quick count!" Scalor asked.
"19..20..21..22 gems still here." Spike said as he counted the gems.
"Here you can have them all Rarity we found a large chunk of gold anyway." Scalor said as he gave the wagon to her with no hesitation. "Quick guys to the closet bank we can find." He said as the trio walked out of the door towards a bank.
"Let's see with a 1.5 bit conversion fee that leaves you with 880 bits." the bank teller said as he measured the gold nugget with a scale and weights.
"Wow that was some chunk huh?" Scalor asked his pals amazed at the amount of money that the thing was worth.
"Well to be honest this chunk of obsidian you owl friend gave me was worth about half of the amount you have." the bank teller told them.
"I thought we threw that thing away." Scalor asked Outlook.
"I kept it for safe keeping." the owl responded rubbing his wing against his head.
"Well here ya go spike have some bits for helping us." Scalor said giving Spike a bag of fifty bits.
"Wow thanks guys." Spike said as he ran back towards home.
"It feels good to give." Outlook said feeling proud of the generosity the two did.
It was once an average day within the gangs base Dice was meditating and the others were just talking to each other "Guys I got great news" Pinkie said rushing into the gangs base.
"What is it pinkie?" Razor asked the party mare.
"Twilight told me that some ambassadors from Saddle Arabia are coming for a political meeting and they wanted Ponyville to throw a 'Welcoming party', and she put me in charge of the decorations." she said jumping up and down with glee.
"Not to be rude but how does this affect us?"Razor then asked.
"She wanted you guys to perform a song and dance for them." pinkie said.
"Does she have any sheets for us to practice it? Slash asked.
"Sure here ya go!" she said handing them a couple pages of dance routines.
"Alright time for my greatest enemy.... DANCING!" Scalor said squinting his eyes. He truly want the best dancer in the world, when everyone else went and cut a rug he just stood near the punch bowl.
"Hey guys I got your stage set up and the decorations look fantastic." AJ said as she put various foods on the table. "how are you guys doing?"
"Were fine it's just scalor is slowing our progress!" Razor said being irritated from her friend.
"Sorry I have two left feet." Scalor said trying to pull off some simple steps
"Arrgh from the top buddy" Outlook said as he pulled up his cyborg companion
-eventually after hours and hours of practicing and will breaking dance routine failures-
"Okay guys I'm ready" Scalor said proud of himself thinking he was ready for the welcoming.
"You're dressed up wrong" Outlook face palmed. Knowing he was dealing with a complete moron.
"Why what do I look like?" Scalor asked thinking he looked completely fine.
"A 70's disco dancer." Outlook said flatly knowing his pal meant well, but he looked completely stupid.
"Speak for your self you look like a country rock star." fish-bot replied as Outlook touched his ten gallon hat thinking he looked cooler than him.
"Lets get the outfits right before they get here." Slash said as he got out of his tuxedo thinking he too looked kind of silly.
the day of the welcoming party
It was around noon and the ambassadors were commuting with each other while waiting for the show."Welcome ambassadors we say hello to you all by treating you to a traditional song and dance of your culture." Twilight said welcoming the Saddle Arabians.
"Ready guys?" Kooker said feeling very happily. He always love to dance. Out of all of the members of the group he loved dancing the most.
"Ready, I..2..3!" Scalor said as he played the tape cassette.
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"That was so amazing my friends here take this as a token of our appreciation for your magnificent performance." The male ambassador said clapping his hooves with glee and throwing a large bag of bits towards the gang.
"Why thank you sir for the generous amount of money you have bestowed upon us. We welcome you to this fair land." Dice said bowing showing respect towards others higher in power than him.
"Hey are ya guys gonna help me with moving my novelty sized didgeridoo or not." Scalor said holding the large Australian instrument while wearing an Australia hat and a fisherman's vest.
"Where did you even get that?" Circuit said in confusion knowing his pal meant well but sometimes he could be a complete weirdo sometimes. Just a couple weeks ago he had a sombrero when he went to the artic lands looking for a tasty taco. Another time was when he wore an parka in the desert looking for fish. C.B never knew why Scalor did these random things he just did it.
"it doesn't matter now, how much did we get?" he asked as he threw away the instrument like it was a banana peel. Scalor did this sort of random thing from time to time just because he could. His pals were just glad that nothing was behind him.
"Holy crap we reached our goal." The mole said as he went over the numbers a couple of times. he could never believe that they reached their goal of two thousand bits, but they did reach it.
"All we have to do is just send the order in and I'll have the supplies to build the rest of the portal generator." he then said writing a order form for iron girders, wires and a 100 watt light bulb.
"What part did we have with us to begin with anyway?" Slash asked.
"Just the destination setter." the mole said as he pulled out the device. "Well all we need to do is wait a couple of days for the stuff to arrive." with that being said he had almost nothing good to think of to do.
"Well come on guys we got some time to burn." Scalor said as he pulled a box saying 'hungry hungry hippos'. "I call dibs on the green one."
"Hey that's not fair I wanted the green one!" Slash said as green was his favorite color.
"I'll take the pink one I guess." Razor said as she shuddered thinking of using that type of color to hippo as her playing piece. The rest of the day went on for about two hours about who got which color. Eventually they decided to go on a little hike for the rest of the day.
C.B said as he carried boxes of supplies as he jumped up and down with glee. "Guys the supplies came in."
"Cool." Scalor said nonchalantly as he read a magazine not really paying attention.
"Well what are ya waiting for make it man." Slash said as he was excited to hear the news.
"Okay let me just get my welding torch and ill be on it
"Not before you fix my eye upgrade like you promised." Scalor said as he knew his pal completely forgot about his upgrade.
"Fine." C.B said as he grabbed his set of screwdrivers and started to fix his pals eye which was mainly to make his eye lasers fire power more effective.
A few moments later C.B ran towards the library to tell Twilight something
"Twilight can you write celestia to come over by the fields?" C.B asked Twilight
"Yeah but why?" Twilight asked.
"I finally made the portal to get me and my colleagues back to our home." C.B said explaining the situation.
"Well that is something worth sending a message." Twilight said as she started to write a letter.
Later
"Your majesties it with great honor that I present to you the dimension hopper." C.B said pointing towards a large machine with a circular hoop connected to a cubicle control panel.
"My this is something." Celestia said looking at the device.
"Now me and my pals can return to our home and- " C.B said as he was suddenly interrupted by a sudden sound.
"NOT SO FAST YOU JERKS!" A mysterious figure said as he jumped near the portal. When he took of his cloak it was revealed that he was a black panther with mechanical parts across his lower body and claws.
"Lord Jaggor!" The lighting squad shouted in unison.
"Who?" Twilight asked not knowing what was going on before her.
"Our arch enemy from our world." Scalor said to the purple princess.
"Yo kitty wheres your robo squab?" Razor asked mocking the feline.
"Oh sorry where are my manners, JAGGED NINE PRESENT YOURSELVES!" Jaggor said as he wanted the team he made by themselves as if to make it more dramatic.
"Blade Wing." the pedigree falcon bot said as he flew in retracting his hook shot talons.
"OBLITERATOR." A large hippo robot said as his garbage disposal mouth mouthed his name as he stomped in toppling even Celestia.
"Tenta-box." the octopus head in a jar said in a Dalek like voice as he rolled in arming his mechanical arm.
"Clam-borg." a mteal clam said a it hopped into the line of robots.
"Time box." The box turtle with a clock parts connected all around his body.
"Rampage." The rhino-bot said as he ran in as if he was really late. As he ran he had four exhaust pipes protruding out of his back.
"Pin-sar." A king crab robot with spikes all over his claws and top amour, and tank treads for legs said as his dummy eyes moved around.
"Slicor." A serpent robot said as it crawled around with an urge to cut stuff.
"Wow you've been busy haven't you?" Outlook asked looking at the size of the robots, but really it was because he was so short.
"Yes and with this weird wrench I found my power has been increased tremendously." he responded.
"Why are you truly here?" Celestia asked.
"It's quite simple to DESTROY THE LIGHTING SQUAD!" Jaggor said as he clenched his claws.
"Well come and get me you oversized cat." Scalor said mocking Jaggor.
"Team destroy them." Jaggor said as the robots went after the various squad members.
"One once said if on a quest dig two graves." Dice said as he prepared his tail to slice up the robot before him.
"Yeah ya gonna need them once I cut you up!" Pin-sar said as his claws were constantly countered with dices sharp tail. Until he almost smashed him with his treads.
"Please try to maintain yourself your being idiotic." Dice said as he started to run from the crab until he was cut off at the train station.
"End of the line...what the?" Pin-sar said as he saw a little colt with a train engine cutie mark "What do you want kid?" he asked.
"I like trains." The little colt said with glee.
"What the..." *BOOM* the bob said as he was crushed by a train coming in.
"Many thanks little one." Dice said as he bowed towards the colt.
"Hey Scalor, boil some water for the clam." Slash said as he cracked up Clam-borg and slammed Slicor against a tree.
"Busy here!" Scalor said as he wrestled with Jaggor.
"Hey small fry." Obliterator said as he cracked his artificial knuckles.
"Come on ya garbage disposer." Slash said as he punched the hippo bot in the stomach.
"Come on rainbow connection give in to the metal side." Blade wing said as his right wing seductively moved under Rainbow Dash's chin.
"Lay off her you over grown rat with wings!" Razor said as her talons scratched the falcons eyes foring him to fall to the floor.
"Hey thanks." Dash said to the road runner knowing without her she would've been toast.
"No problem Dash." She said as if it was no problem.
"ELIMINATE, ELIMINATE!" Tenta-box said as his chest mounted laser fired in a erratic pattern.
"Take this you walking trash can." C.B said as he wacked his jar with his wrench.
"You look silly." Kooker said as he looked at Slicor
"You're an idiot." Slicor replied knowing that he was smarter than him.
"I love you." Kooker said as he quickly hugged the robot.
"Aaargh." Slicor groaned.
"Time stopper!" Time box said as time slowed down, but he did not know that Twilight was right behind him.
"Wah how come your still moving?!" Time box asked knowing his time stopper power was not avoidable.
"I have a spell for such a thing." Twilight said as she blasting the turtle in the head with a magic blast.
"HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!" Obliterator said as he felt his artificial stomach growling. Soon enough his mouth started to grab things within his vortex of hunger. Even though he grabbed a rock he still was very hungry.
"Maybe you should consider this thing called CHEWING!" Slash said as he knew he was just chugging the objects down his mouth.
"*BUUURRRRP*" Obliterator gave out a burp as chunks of junk came out of his mouth. He soon deactivated.
"Apparently you weren't programmed with manners." Slash said while dodging the stuff being blown at him.
"Smash all things in my way!" Rampage shouted as he chased Outlook around like a cat chasing a mouse.
"That's it follow the birdie" Outlook said as he lured the rhino towards a cliff.
"Now I- auuuuuuuuuuuuugggggggghhhh!" Rampage said as he fell off of a cliff.
"And that's how to smash a walking can." Outlook said as he watched the fool being smashed "Wait where's Scalor?" Outlook asked himself.
"Well, well Scalor it's just you and me; mano y mano." Jaggor said as he positioned himself in a boxing pose.
"Scalor are you sure he is an easy fight?" Celestia asked thinking Jaggor could actually be a threat.
"Please all cats are the same get them wet they go running for mommy." Scalor said mocking Jaggor.
"You do realize he is not an ordinary house cat right?" Thinking Scalor was being an idiot.
"Even though he isn't they all have the same mind set." he replied annoyed with the princess's comment.
"Wanna bet that fishy!" Jaggor said finally annoyed with Scalor
"Of course let me just get the tune out for this." Jaggor replied as he set his small radio to a catchy tune.
I'm L-man Jaggor and I'm here to say, I'm a kind, kind dude-- I'm gonna make your day. For I have a nice surprise so listen up fools and peel your eyes.
Mountains high to the valleys low, my team beat ya, you crackpot fool.
I ruled 'most of our planet you see, but that still not enough for me... I want to rule this world too, and that just what I plan to do.
"Cut your pitiful rap Lord Jaggor what's your plan?" Celestia said knowing that the rap was really dated.
Chill out, and lend an ear: I have a proposal princess dear, if you want to live in harmony you need to surrender to me.
"In your dreams you oversized can opener!" Scalor said in disgust to what Jaggor wanted.
"Fine, taste my claws my take out dinner!" Jaggor said as he charged toward our aquatic hero. At the very last second Scalor moved out of the way so that Jaggor could hit a brick wall head first.
"See what I'm saying your majesty?" Scalor asked as jaggor plopped to the floor.
"Wow, you were right he was incompetent." Celestia said as she stared in amazement that Scalor was right about Jaggor.
"Now lets just get him and what's left of his lackeys tied up and send them home before anything else goes wacky." Scalor said as he wrapped the cyborg cat in rope.
Later back at the fields
"C.B get that thing working dude." Scalor said as he dragged Jaggor by his tail.
"Alright lets see." The mole said as he tinkered with the control panel, but the thing started to go haywire and sucked up the large group of ponies, robots, and the lighting squad.
"Deeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuuuugggggggggghhhhh!" Everyone said as they were sucked into the portal. As soon as they were sucked in the portal generator collapsed in on itself.
Twilight had opened her eyes feeling a headache she then saw her friends, the Lighting squad, and Celestia scattered across the field. She started to feel light headed as if her lungs were being constricted. She looked up towards the sky she saw the sky was filled with black clouds filled with pollution. She knew this wasn't her home. "Wake up guys, come on wake up!" the princess said as she nudged Scalor's shoulder.
"No mommy, I don't wanna go to school today. I feel sick." the cyborg said as he moved around on the grass. "Wha... Oh hey Twilight, I didn't know you were sucked up with us." As soon Scalor talked the rest of the group woke up.
"Hey dude when did you wake up." Slash said as he started to wake up.
"A couple of minutes ago." Scalor replied.
"Oh seriously it feels like a brick fell on my head." Slash said as he rubbed his head.
"So wait tell me whats going on here?" AJ said as she stood up looking around her surroundings
"My manes starting to loose its shine because of this air." Rarity said as she looked as her mane looked less radiant as it was back in Equestria.
"Ok this things just startin to weirder every day!" Rainbow said being tired of all of the crud she had to put up with in the time the gang showed up.
"Oh glob hey Scalor look at this." Outlook said as he pointed towards the south of the field.
"Holy shrimp!" Scalor screamed.
"What is it?" Twilight asked.
"Were home." C.B said as he removed his glasses to clean them.
"What?" Twilight asked not knowing what was going on.
"Welcome to the city of Whiplash everyone." Scalor said as he pointed to a large metroplex that looked as if it was divided into two sides one looked as if it was more futuristic while the other looked as if it was worn out as if it was about to fall apart. "Come on guys we got a long walk ahead of us,and I don't want to be here when the cops come and cuff Jaggor." he said as he started to jog towards the city, A few seconds afterwards the rest of them followed.
Scalor- 6ft orange great barracuda cyborg created by a robotics company trying to develop the worlds greatest aquatic bio weapon. Though he was built to kill he appreciates the bountiful beauty of nature. His mechanical arms and legs help him in various missions.
Razor- 2ft brown roadrunner with one large blue feather on her head. Her wing feather are always sharpened for adventure. Though she is short tempered and easily angered she does her best as the scout of the team.
Outlook- 4ft great owl that constantly wears night vision goggles. His army helmet was given to him by his father in hopes he could be a great flyer like he was. Due to the pressure of being the son of a veteran he had became socially awkward towards others.
Circuit Breaker- 3ft black mole with technologically advanced safety goggles. Being the smartest of the team members he is always making a lot of gadgets and gizmos to help the team in their adventures.
Dice- 3ft red orange blind samurai platypus. He was blinded by an unknown force that attacked his town when he was just a kid. Ever since that day he trained to become a true heroic warrior.
Slash- 7ft dark green alligator that was a retired heavy weight boxer to take care of his brother Kooker. He tries to make a peaceful resolution to a problem, but whenever he is pushed over the edge he goes into a crazed berserk mode that is full of blind fury.
Kooker- 5ft light green chameleon Slashes brother, but technically cousin but was raised like a brother. He is a special case due to being mentally challenged. He is a ball of joy that is always there to be the emotional support of the team.
Jagged Nine
Lord Jaggor- 6ft Black Panther cyborg that uses many tools to destroy team such as disposable robotic ant workers. He was always thinking the lighting Seven were the cause of his industrial accident.{rival: Scalor}
Blade Wing- 5ft pedigree falcon robot with hook-shot talons and razor sharp wings. He is built for speed while grabbing things with his hook shot claws.{rival: Razor}
Pin-sar- 8ft king crab robot with multiple spikes protruding out of his back and all terrain treads as feet. He was made for evasion and stealth within thick and dark places. {rival: Dice}
Tenta-box-5ft octopus robotic head that acts with only pure logic. He was built as inspiration of the Daleks from the show Doctor Who.{rival: Circuit Breaker})
Slicor- 2ft snake robot with a weird habit to cut things. He is a cold blooded maniac always hating any complaining about how everyone around him is usually happy {rival: Kooker})
Obliterator-19ft hippo robot that is a walking demolition crew he has an appetite that is never fulfilled. The pure muscle of the team he is made for destroying everything in site. He was inspired by the Decepticon Devastator from Transformers: Revenge of the fallen {rival: Slash}
Rampage-7ft black rhino robot that is a living battering ram with two turbo engines in his system and with four exhaust pipes protruding out of his back.{rival: Outlook}
Clam-borg-4ft giant clam robot made for laying traps for anyone to fall into. {rival: any lightning seven member}
Time-box-5ft box turtle robot built with various clock parts to be able to control time at will. Inspired by the character Doctor Nefarious Trophy from Crash bandicoot 3
Jagged Nine assisstant
Ant-bot-4ft worker ant robots that have various tools to help with Lord Jaggor’s plans (hammer arm for pounding, claw/pick axe for mining, buzz saw for slicing, claw for grabbing)
Hello everyone reading this chapter. I am currently making a Q/A for this story where you can ask any question for the lightning Seven and they will answer. Thank you for reading. and goodnight.
Hello everyone, for those reading this then this story is officially done. This has been a real fun story for me to do, but the journey isn't over yet. The sequel Lightning Seven The Second Strike is still around for those who would like to read it. Thank yo all for liked, favorite and commented on this story you are all very good ponies/ people.
