• Published 31st Jan 2012
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Friendship (With Benefits) is Magic - Tumbleweed



Celestia gets 'that' letter from Twilight. Luna provides commentary

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*Typing up blog, looks at the Recently Updated header*
*Reads clever title*
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I am definitely intrigued. I am going to read this the second I finish getting ready for tomorrow. :scootangel:

I will say this again: Oh, you.
(Dang like 5 stories in 20 minutes. Jeez.)

Didn't see that one coming :trollestia:

I...am intrigued.
Do go on.

My face as I read this.
:rainbowhuh:
:applejackunsure:
:twilightoops:
:rainbowlaugh:

T4

Me: Ooh, interesting title. *sees mature tag* ooh, better put that on the "read-while-everyone-else-in-my-house-is-sleeping" list :rainbowdetermined2:

Ah, this. Nice to see it here.

T4

Hmm, much more sfw than I expected, probably didnt need the mature tag

Oh god. I wasn't expecting this. XD

More FUN and HILARITY ensures! *squees*

I shall now proceed to calmly and methodically read this. :pinkiehappy:

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Definitely didn't need the mature tag (it isn't THAT bad, though you know, if you want to be on the safe side ;]) this was pretty funny!

Good job, once again :trollestia:

Wait, leather? It's soy leather, right?

um........I never expected this coming

Saw this on EqD months ago.

174422 George Takei can make any situation better.

Oh sweet Celestia...

IT'S HERE FUCK YES!

Much lol was to be had here.

Why does the title remind me of Wimbledon?

:pinkiehappy: :rainbowlaugh: this made my day, also Dash and Pinkie are the best trolls in history

Heh, do I spy a reference to Martial Law? IF so ... I'm impressed.

I don't think it would need a mature tag. Possibly a teen. Also. Typo.

Twilight Sparkle nodded approvingly, and bit on the tip of her quill as she considered what to write next. Before she could finish, Pinkie --->Pike<--- grabbed her and pulled her deeper into the bush. "Write quieter!" Pinkie said, conspiratorially. "They're almost here!"

look between the arrows.......

174841 same here man,
this was awesome,

Amazing...and did Twilight one-up The Pie and Dash Pranksters? Awesome. :ajsmug:

Too bad Pinkie was just too damn random to be weirded out, then it would have been truly priceless. Quite frankly I think Twi should've used a certain quote from Molestia.
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Twilight Sparkle didn't let Pinkie Pie finish. Instead, she just wrapped a pull cord around her hoof and gave it a mighty yank. Immediately, the well oiled engine roared to life. Its steady purr was so loud, the unicorn had to yell. "Really, it was easy!" Twilight Sparkle said. "I mean, all you've got to do is take out the shock absorbers, and the vibrations go directly into-"

"Uh." Rainbow Dash said, "Isn't that a little, um...overkill?"

"It's not overkill, it's science!" Twilight said with all the pride of a mad scientist. "Prepare your anus!"
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See fits in perfectly.....pun intended

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All five at once!:facehoof:Should have included Big Mac in there too.:applejackunsure:Oh well.

Hah! I was right! Twilight's retribution (as well as the subsequent prank on Rarity and Applejack) was hilarious. Great work.

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So...she did get..."Layed?" :twilightoops:

LOL... it sparked...

also a story with twi and all 5? lol... i would like to see that happen... XD

Loved it, but there should have been some *ahem* action:twilightblush: considering its marked mature.

Ok three things...WTF Celestia? I thought you weren't into that!
Also...Pinkie Pie...Don't stick bumpy cucumbers in your mouth...finally...it sparkled O_O Oh my...

This is confusing and hilarious. I NEED MORE FUNNY STUFF LIKE THIS!

Erm.... Well....
:applejackunsure:
I dunno man...
Not the best EVERRRRRRRRRR...
...but good anyway.

>>Phoenixfire92
C'mon now :unsuresweetie: she's a thousand years old.
AND SOMETIMES OLD PEOPLE JUST WANNA HAVE FUN.
Don't hate.
:trollestia:

BEST PRANK EVER!

"Twilight reached behind a bookshelf and pulled out a device of...intimidating proportions."

This. This did it for me. Yes it did.

Oh you...

:rainbowlaugh:

"It's not overkill, it's science!"

Yep. That sounds about right. Twilight should work for Aperture.

:rainbowlaugh: I this reminds me of that time I ordered a sex toy online and had it shipped over to my friend's house. To this day she has no idea who sent that package to her.

175035 Nothing but a gigantic cock tease,


That mature tag was like a diamond just elwaiting to be admired. But alas, it was but a rock...


An unsightly rock at that.....

Gas powered vibrator. Think about that for a moment.

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