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    (humanized) Bon Bon discovers something about Lyra, and isn't happy about it.
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    Reader interaction!

    So yeah, normally I wouldn't bother making a blog post to advertise a new chapter, but in this case it's kinda relevant because this one is interactive! Kinda.  You guys get to pick who wins the contest in the story by clicking the link in the note at the end.  Figured I'd put this blog post here so I get the max amount of feedback on it and give everyone who wants to a chance to vote, since voting's not gonna be open forever.

    So go forth and vote.  If this turns out well we'll have more of these vote things in the future.

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    The Futa Conquest

    So, not only is The Grand Equestrian Futa League in the featured box (which is awesome, go read it), but my latest story managed to make it in, too.

    If this keeps up, we'll have futa coming out... the... I'm not sure how to finish this sentence without it sounding dirtier than it already is, but you know what I mean.  Go forth and spread the futa.  Seriously, if we're going to have some fetish popping up everywhere I'd rather it be futa than like... inflation or whatever.  (No offense to people who like that stuff; I just have my own preferences.)   Time to usher in the era of the dickgirl!

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    The Grand Equestrian Futa Wrestling League

    So, earlier this week, I pitched the idea of a Futa Wrestling League to the Futaquestria group in this thread.  The idea seems to have struck a chord with some people, such as Marshal Twilight, who has gone ahead and started (with my approval) a story based on the ruleset I came up with.  

    This is good, because I'm busy and have too many other things to do, and probably won't get around to writing a futa wrestling story for quite a while yet.  So in the meantime go check out what he has so far.  And if you have suggestions for the ruleset, or for alternate rulesets or whatever, go to the thread I linked above to suggest stuff.  It would be pretty awesome if this whole futa wrestling league becomes a thing.  

    And yes, I am working on stuff. It's just going slowly because I'm a lazy ass.

    But seriously, go check out those links if you think that this is something you're interested in.

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#1 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

These discussions are the greatest thing I've ever read in my entire life!

#2 · 92w, 4d ago · 4 · ·

Good lord, this was hilarious!

I am also in agreement with Rarity's boob rant.

And Rarity's speculation about AJ's habits was funny.  Wonder how long it will take for AJ to put that part together with Rarity's libido and realize Rarity's probably fantasized about her.

Speaking of, is Spike in this story at all?  Cause if he is, an awesome - if somewhat mean - prank AJ could do would be to give Rarity a big squeeze while she was talking to him.

#3 · 92w, 4d ago · 11 · ·

I can't even. One second, I'm thinking 'what the actual fuck is this?' and the next, I've already read both chapters.

#4 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

okay bravo bravo though i swear it be funny as hell if this was set in the Something Extra universe i could just picture either Pinkie or maybe Twilight runing into Rarity and AJ then off in a seculed area discussing this current situation and someone mentioning the other incident, again i say if that were the case my previous comment holds true

#5 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1993862  Same...I'm interested, which also makes me slightly ashamed of myself.

#6 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1993862

Pretty much sums up how I reacted to this.

#7 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

:applejackconfused: ......Wut?

#8 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1993862

Read both chapters, thinking 'What the fuck' the entire time, and still have that voice in my head saying...

'I want more'

#9 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

I can't wait to see what the next chapter has in store. :moustache:

#10 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

What... the actual fuck... have I allowed my eye-holes to partake in?

I found myself laughing at almost everything, so much so that I almost vomited. I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD I DRYHEAVED!!! Things like that don't just happen.

I hope you decide to add more to this. The opportunities for antics in this fic are over 9000. I know that's a very old and worn out joke, but it fits.:pinkiehappy::pinkiecrazy:

#11 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

Oh gosh this is so messed up but I just can't look away! :rainbowlaugh:

More please, if only so I get more of this WTF feeling. :duck:

#12 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1995361>>1998357>>1995620 Yeah, I'd love to add more to it, although it's kinda tough to keep coming up with weird stuff for them to talk about.  What I'll probably do just leave it incomplete and add to it as I come up with ideas.  Basically, I'll make stuff up as I go in between other projects.

#13 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1998527 Perhaps an idea for a joke might be Rarity actually does sit down and Applejack starts claiming she can't breath only for Rarity to say "You're fine stop overreacting!" or perhaps a bathroom joke where Applejack's like "Oh Celestia anything but this!" :rainbowlaugh:

#14 · 92w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

>>1998546

bathroom joke where Applejack's "Oh Celestia anything but this."

Ohh! Going to a public toilet, and Applejack's begging "Please!  Please!  Please!  Don't let me touch the floor!"

#15 · 92w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1998668 And Rarity's like "Why? I thought you didn't mind getting dirty?" and Applejack's like "Yeah well this is different and please for the love of Celestia remember to use toilet paper, PLEASE!" :rainbowlaugh:

#16 · 92w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>1998546>>1998668 I shit you not I was planning to make a "Don't let me touch the floor" in the bathroom joke in the next chapter. Still can, I guess.

#17 · 92w, 3d ago · · ·

I would go for shape over size almost all the time, but sometimes I'll go for size. And my dear Rarity is not fat and has perfectly sized breasts so no one should say differently. Other than that I say that you are doing a great job so far:twilightsmile: keep up the good work

#18 · 92w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

"Oh, you'll care alright.  I know how loud you can be.  All I gotta do is rub a bit and everybody in the restaurant will think you have a serious burrito fetish!"

I dont know why but I totally lost it when I read that!

#19 · 92w, 2d ago · · ·

I fully agree with Rarity's statement about boobs. Shape > size.

Oh most certainly. :rainbowdetermined2:

#20 · 92w, 1d ago · 2 · ·

demand a sequel that turns one of the mane six into a bra

#21 · 92w, 10h ago · · ·

I usually tend to veer away from anything involving the sex label, but when I found this and saw that picture my face literally went

  for a moment.

There was no avoiding it. With a picture and a description like that... I couldn't escape the sheer insanity of it. It was like a Lovecraftian text. I knew that reading it would likely drive me mad, and yet, I couldn't resist. It called to me. Begging to be read.

And as I read, I could feel my sanity slowly draining. My thoughts all left me as I broke out into a fit of uncontrollable giggling. The laughter of an incurable madman. my rational thoughts slipped away and left nothing more than an insane, gibbering shell of my former self.

...

...I liked it. When's the next chapter?

#22 · 91w, 5d ago · · ·

will you be updating this?

#23 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2031925 Eventually, yeah.  Unfortunately I don't have any good ideas at the moment, and I'd rather not try to force it.  I'll probably updated it again when I want to take a break from one of my other projects.

#24 · 91w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2034267

Oh, cool then. I don't expect it to be long but certainly, like all your fics. it'll be entertaining. :raritywink:

#25 · 88w, 37m ago · · ·

dude, i SERIOUSLY enjoy your stories! ridiculously so!

#27 · 61w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

>>2012163

Rainbow Dash gets transformed and Pinkie tries her on! lol.

#28 · 41w, 3d ago · · ·

You know what would be funny, take this idea but instead of one of the mane 6 getting turned into panties, it's a human guy and an anthro mane 6 puts him on and they don't know about it until he does something. If this story has already been done please link it to me.

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