A/N: Seems like I was too late, after all. I should have seen that coming. I should have seen a lot of things coming.
"Ow..." I whisper, as I barely manage to remain conscious. I seriously doubt I have the energy to open my eyes, so I refrain from trying. I don't need to look to know how serious my condition is. I'm going to die.
A/N: "Shut up. You're not dying."
"Heh. Yes, I am, and you know I am," I say, smiling sadly at the sound of my friend's voice. It would seem my special guest has finally arrived. "It was your idea."
A/N: "That's... that's not fair. I didn't mean for it to be like this."
"What did you mean, then?" I don't really mind, I suppose. It was fun while it lasted. "It doesn't matter. What are you going to do now?"
A/N: "What kind of question is that? What can I do now?"
"Don't be like that. My death doesn't really change anything, you know."
A/N: "Bullshit it doesn't. But I was thinking more of 'what do I do about the three batshit crazy ponies in my study', to be honest."
"That's your problem now," I say, smiling again as I feel myself slipping away. "Just make sure you live through this, OK?" After everything, I would prefer it if my death wasn't for nothing. "I'd like to know that your plan works."
A/N: "I'm sorry. For everything."
"It's OK," I say with my last few breaths, "you... you tried."
A/N: And with that, it seems my narrator has died. I pause for a few moments and gather my thoughts.
"... What do I do now?" It begins to dawn on me, that everything I just did may have been a colossal waste of time.
Sorry.
すみません。
Le sorry.
That's really all I can say. Additionally, I could say that I've had exams for the last two months, hence no updates.
I could also say that I have no more exams, so potentially updates.
All I can say is that I've let this story eat away at my conscience for too long, so it's now time to man up and face the rainbow ponies.
On that note, a few things to take note of:
-Sorry about the author-sertion if it's annoying. It started as a bit of a reference to Homestuck, but got a bit out of hand. I'm a bit worried that it's getting far too silly, and will be wrapped up soon, so I can only apologise for not reigning it in sooner.
-Also, I'd just like to say thank you to anyone who has continued caring about updates despite the recent droughts. I started this story with good intentions, and my work ethic for the last few chapters has been awful.
-Omgomgomgomg Jade is soooo awesome.
Whee, you're back!
author-sertion is just another part of homestuck.
i mean
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hussie does it with a flair.