South Equestria

by Rainbow Tech

Find and Protect

Last time on South Equestria: Equestria formed with South Park and the ponies and humans switched races and...... Who listens to this anyway, I mean, read the first chapter. Uhh......... on with the show!

"First, we have to find Pinkie Pie. She's always jumpy and happy so she should be easy to find. I just wish I knew what she looked like in human form." Twilight said. Out of nowhere, Cartman said "Screw you guys, i'm going home. If I could just... walk.... on.... stupid a**..... pony legs..." Twilight Sparkle responded "If you stay I'll tell you how to walk." "Fine, I'll take your stupid lessons." Cartman responded.

After the walking lessons, Stan responded "Let's get the search over with so we can become different dimensions again. What does this "Pinkie Pie" like?" Twilight responded "Cupcakes and songs." Kyle responded, "Hey, There's a new cupcake shop just near City Wok. She might be there." Cartman responded "I'm not walking all the way to a crappy-a** cupcake shop to not get food and instead only to find some dumb My Little Pony." Twilight responded "Yes you will! You've been too offensive throughout the WHOLE time . Besides, you're fat enough." "I'm not FAT, I'm big boned!" Cartman responded. Twilight Sparkle responded "Whatever."

4 and 1/4 miles later

"There's City Wok. just two buildings down." Said Kyle. Then Twilight Sparkle said "There she is. She's singing one of her songs." Said Twilight

Pinkie Pie sang "What happened to the money system? I don't want no funny business,The cupcakes seem delicious, But what are dollars? what are cents? With me, that's really won't pend!"

Kenny's response was "MHHMHHMMHMAHMAMAHMAH!" (Kenny Translator: "Pinkie Pie's singing is so f***ing annoying!")

Twilight Sparkle then said "Pinkie Pie! I thought you might have been dead!" "Cartman responded Can I go home NOW?" Twilight responded "NO! When we find all of my friends, You can go home!" Pinkie Pie out of nowhere said "Why do you look different?" Twilight responded "You look different, too."Twilight Sparkle and Stan simultaneously said "Let us explain." Twilight then said "You see, Somthing screwed up while creating an alternate universe portal." Stan said "Our universes combined, and we all switched races with each other. Now, we're trying to get everything back to normal."

Twilight then said "Look, There's Rarity right out there!" Kyle shouted "She's being SHOT!" Pinkie Pie responded "This isn't good, right?" Stan out of nowhere said "Aw, f***, here comes my dad." Stan's dad, Steve Marsh yelled "It's OK! The curse will be broken when i kill all with human bodies!" Stan responded "NO! It's not their fault!" Steve responded "F*** reasoning!" Stan responded loudly "DAD! It was human science's fault! Now put down the gun!" Steve calmed down and said "Ok, but next time, I want you to be supportive."

After Stan's dad left, Rarity felt relief and said "Thank god that mess is over. Now, why is my mane gone?" Twilight responded "Let's save that for when the rest of the ponies are found." Rarity randomly said "I hope Rainbow Dash wasn't flying...." Pinkie out of nowhere said "OOH! OOH! I know! 2 Worlds collided right? So..... Maybe Rainbow Dash is on the other side of town!"Cartman out of nowhere said "Oh look at Kyle's little Jew wings! You get wings because you're a jew, and wings are for girly fags. Twilight Sparkle responded "They're called Pegasus ponies, not Jews." "Pegasi, Jews, same thing." Cartman responded. Twilight responded "Cartman, just SHUT UP! Oh, a video message! from Applejack!" Cartman responds "Even ponies get a F***ing iPad and I don't." "Quit your wailing and listen to the message, Cartman." Twilight Sparkle responded. Applejack worriedly yelled "I need to know why all the ponies changed form-- but more importantly, Rainbow Dash was flying when this happened and she has a broken hoof."

Twilight Sparkle then said "We know where Applejack and Rainbow Dash are! Kyle, to the Pony hospital! The other humans can borrow my balloon." Kyle responded "I don't know how to fly!" Twilight told Kyle "Just wave the muscles in your wings and turn to control where you're going!" Kyle yelled "Okay!"

After the flight......

Kyle panted "Flying is WORK!" Pinkie responded "Well, no reward without work. Like making CUPCAKES!" Rarity added "Or looking for GEMS!" Kyle responded "OKAY, I get it".

After entering the 9th room of the 13th floor.....

Twilight Sparkle yelled "Rainbow Dash! Are you Okay?" Rainbow Dash responded "Yes.... just... can't move......" Applejack then said "Oh, and by the way, who are these Ponies who somehow didn't change form?" Twilight responded "They're just humans who were also switched."Applejack responded "Oh." "I hope the medical ponies are here soon." Said Rainbow Dash.

**Medics come in**

Medic 1 said "Okay, we will need to check out Rainbow Dash's insurance."

**Rainbow Dash gives Insurance Card**

Medic 2 said "I'll need to get a cast, M'kay." Kyle responded "Don't I know you?" "No, M'kay. Now, i'll need you to stay perfectly still and GET THEM, M'KAY!" responded Medic 2. Kyle then yelled until he couldn't. Kyle then said "Rainbow Dash, get on my back!" Twilight, Applejack, and Kyle started running" That made Pinkie Pie say "Why are they runni-AHH! BIG CHAINSAW!" Pinkie Pie started running. Applejack panted "Why are the humans huntin' us?" Rarity said "Because they think we're evil and wanted to be human!" Stan, Kenny, and Cartman then arrived. Stan said "We're he-" Kenny interrupted "MHR MHRMHMH!" (Kenny Translator: The others are being chased!) Stan, Kenny, and Cartman started running. Medic 2 (Who is Mr. Mackey) panted "Almost got one....."Pinkie Pie! Run faster!!!" said Twilight. Pinkie responded "I... CANT!!" Stan then said "Oh my god, they killed Pinkie Pie! Kyle then added "You bastards!" "Ah, my god. You REALLY care about a gay a** pony." responded Cartman. Twilight responded "Shut up and run, Cartman!" After more running, Kyle found a wheelchair. Kyle then said "Here Rainbow Dash, a wheelchair, Move the joystick to move." Rainbow Dash responded "Are you sure this is fast enough?" Kyle emotionally said "I know it is. Because I know you can pull through." Rainbow Dash responded "Thanks, uhh.... Kyle." "Now GO!" Yelled Kyle. After Rainbow Dash started moving, they escaped.

"Yes... We're finally out." said Cartman." Twilight cried "*sniff...* sniff..* WHY DID IT HAPPEN? WHY PINKIE PIE? SHE WAS SO-" Kyle interrupted "Don't sweat it. Whenever somebody dies here, they come back to life in their bed the next day." Twilight responded "Really?" "Only 2 people who were killed in South Park ever permanently died." said Stan. Twilight responded "Then, let's find the next one." Cartman responded "Oh, thank the LORD! Then I can go home!" Applejack decided "Now, lets hop on Kyle so we can find Fluttershy! She should be at her house." Kyle panted "Use the balloon. I'm pooped." Rainbow Dash responded "Apparently, you don't have as much energy as me. I could get there in SECONDS if I was in good health and in pony form." Cartman responded "So, your another jew pony." said Cartman. Rainbow Dash slaps Cartman. She then says "Not all pegasus ponies are Jewish, ya'know!" Cartman said "JUST F***ING HURRY UP SO I CAN GET HOME!" "Okay, just need a little touch-up." Rarity responded. Cartman responded back "TODAY, A**BITE". Rarity responded "Fine." They all got on the balloon.

Cartman said "I just noticed, WHAT IS THIS S***, WHY IS IT ON MY A**?!?" Applejack responded "That's your cutie mark. It tells something about yourself." "I don't want this s*** on my a**!" Cartman said. Twilight responded "Too bad. All ponies have it. Even guy ones. Let's see.... You have a dollar with a heart on it. You love money." Kyle said "Stan, what is mine?" "It's a.... Star of David." Stan responded. Cartman then sang "Kyle has a Jewish cutie mark because he's a Jewweww!!" Kyle responded "Shut up, Cartman. Stan, your cutie mark is.... nothing." "Stan must not know what he wants to do." Twilight suggested. Kenny barged in and said "MHRMHR! MHRHRMHRR WOO HOO! (Kenny Translator: I can see mine! It's a.... Pair of T**s! Woo-Hoo!) "So we learned a lot about you 3 today. Cartman likes money, Kenny likes whatever "T***" are, Kyle is Jewish, and Stan doesn't know what he wants to do." Applejack said. They arrived at Fluttershy's house. Twilight Sparkle screamed "A trail of..... RED CRAYON?" Stan calmly said "This is creepy." "Just follow it." Kyle said regulary. on the ground was a bomb shelter. Kyle said "It's one of those Bomb Shelters from the 60s." Stan opened it. Rainbow Dash said "Oh Fluttershy, where are you?" Fluttershy responded "Hahahaha. Nuclear war is upon us!" "I don't know where this crazy talk of nukes came from, but it's NOT TRUE."Applejack responded. Disagreeing, Fluttershy responded "Friends, hide with me as we save ourselves from the nukes. Look at all the signs, We've turned into HUMANS." Cartman randomly responded "We found the last gay-a** My Little Pony. Screw you guys, I'm goin' home. Screw you guys! "Okay, fine." Applejack responded. Getting back on the subject, Twilight responded "It's not nuclear war. It was a mistake with portals to other dimensions." "Now get out of this Bomb Shelter." Stan responded. They all get out of the bomb shelter.

"Okay. Soooo..... It wasn't nuclear war. Oh." Fluttershy said.

Ned Gerblansky randomly pops up. He says "Stand back, boys, just need to kill those with human bodies." Stan responded "NO! YOU CAN'T!!" Ned responded "Yes I can. Why can't I?" "Because they will defeat you with their magic." Stan answered. Ned responded "AHH!! MAGIC!!!"

Twilight Sparkle then said "Now that that's over, we must use the Elements of Harmony to set things back to normal." She failed. "It didn't work." She said. Rainbow Dash responded "Maybe you don't have enough magic power." Twilight responded "That's it. It will take 4-6 DAYS to recharge all of it. Sorry guys, you just have to go home and live with it." "Aww." The ponies and kids simultaniously said.