The Super Exciting, Chimichanga-filled Interdimensional Story of Epic Proportions, starring Deadpool and Pinkie Pie!
By Awesomedude17
The space stream, it was flowing and eight men were going through it. Tony Stark, one of them, decided to speak.
"Nick."
"Yes Tony?"
"Are you sure you know where we're going?"
"Not really, but I can see multiple Deadpools. I think I saw a blue one get his head attached to some device by some mad doctor, and a pony version dating a pink pony."
"That's not strange, not at all." Tony said sincerely.
"Not with him at least."
Silence, it was so. But then Hulk said...
"Hulk see five ponies again, but no pink pony!"
"Why do we care Hulk?" Wolverine asked.
"Wait, listen." Spiderman said.
"I still can't believe Pinkie would go with that thing in that horrid suit." A white unicorn said.
"I can't believe he would trust her so much." A purple unicorn responded.
"I heard him say his name was 'Deadpool', or something." A rainbow maned pegasus said.
"That's all we need! Let's visit them." Nick Fury said.
Five mares were sitting in the library confused.
"I still can't believe Pinkie would go with that thing in that horrid suit." Rarity said.
"I can't believe he would trust her so much." Twilight responded.
"I heard him say his name was 'Deadpool', or something." Rainbow said.
At that point eight men appeared and shocked the mares. The one with the eyepatch walked forward.
"Ladies, have you seen a man by the name 'Deadpool' around here?"
"Yes!" Twilight answered. "We have! He went away with our friend." Twilight saw the Hulk and pointed her hoof at him. "Why is that one green?"
"Why purple unicorn act curious? Purple unicorn should be afraid of Hulk!"
Twilight took a step back, but reclaimed her composure.
"You know where he went?" Nick asked.
"Well, Deadpool said that he was going on an adventure with her."
"Where?" Nick asked as Taskmaster gripped the handle of his sword.
"He never said."
"That's just great." Wolverine said. "Let's just find him in some random place."
"Wait! Let me come with you! My friend is stuck with him, possibly in danger!" Rainbow Dash said.
"Ah'll come too!" Applejack said.
"Me too!" Twilight said.
"I can't let Pinkie go around with that monstrosity!" Rarity said.
"I guess I'll come too." Fluttershy responded.
Nick looked at the five, and decided. "You can come, but let us handle the situations!"
"Right! Let's go!" Twilight asked.
The eight humans nodded and took the five mares with them on the interdimensional manhunt for Deadpool.
(A/N Short chapter is short. Just a side story to keep you occupied for a while, enjoy.)
...shenanigans ,shenanigans everywhere!
Holy monkey-tits. Five hours of playing Gears of War 3 and then this shows up. My day cannot get any better. Except if I can get bacon... Mmm... Bacon...
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Bacon strips!
And bacon strips.
And bacon strips.
And bacon strips.
BACON FOR CLAYTON!
Also, many many fun situations ahead
Celestia: Unhand my little ponies, you monster! I am a princess- Ack!
*SLAM*
*SLAM*
*SLAM*
Hulk: Demi-princess.
1512122 So who are all the Marvel characters there right now?
1512218 These are the characters and the reason they came.
Taskmaster: want revenge against Deadpool for shit that he was given by that insane merc.
Nick Fury: wants justice for Deadpool for a crime he was connected to.
Avengers: under Nick Fury's command. They include:
Iron Man
Thor
Captain America
The Hulk
Wolverine
Spiderman
Hope that helped.
The glorious fires of death shall become one with the many!!!!
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*Looks at that moment for a while...*
"A pony version dating a pink pony."
That sounds... an awful lot like what happened in the latest chapter in my fic...
Either I'm having delusions of grandeur again, or Awesomedude17 counter-referenced my references...
Coincidence... I think NOT- ... well, maybe...
1512122
How did you know I was on reddit?
1512403 motorcycleforums.net/forum/attachments/off-topic/26561d1326892666-keep-gas-prices-bankrupting-you-season-troll-face.jpg
1512406 Because BACON! BITCH!
things are about to get*puts on glasses* real.YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
1512122Damn THAT's ALOT OF BACON.
1513110 You need bacon, or else life isn't worth it.
1513115THAT WAS THE BEST LOGIC EVAH.
1513115 WARNING THIS DOES NOT APPLY IN EQUESTRIA.
1513195 Hay bacon.
1513268 That's the only bacon accepted. That is all.
1512122you forgot to link it to him he wont see it unless he comes back to the page unprompted
Great story. Tho i think this might help make it .205 cooler.
"I can't believe he would trust him so much." A purple unicorn responded.
"I can't believe she would trust him so much." A purple unicorn responded.
1515048
i think he meant this:
"I can't believe he would trust her so much." A purple unicorn responded.
1515048>>1515363
Oh crap! Thank for pointing that typo out. Silly me.
1515660
you should just make the first one say :"I can't believe he would trust her so much."
and the second one:"I can't believe she would trust him so much."
it would be funny
1515967 DUDE ALPHA That would make it really funny.. an fin in completely with the story that would make it 20% cooler.!!!
1512209 Laughed my f***ing ass off.
very good sir keep this up and I shall have to give you all my spikes
Well, this story is so awesome I have to comment with something totally unrelated!
I am a normal magical unicorn
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TRY THAT AGAIN
Well, this story is so awesome I have to comment with something totally unrelated!
I am a normal magical unicorn
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IF ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO USE THE ADD PICTURE TOOL TELL ME PLEASE CELESTIA!
1512122 I want that bloody sandwich... RIGHT NOW!
1512111 I regret voting to save Carmine, I want C. Carmine dead canon-wise. Dying in a tub via electricution from a radio is not enough!
1566143
Clayton is a fucking badass. You cast your vote, no take backs.
1568105 Bullcrap. If you want a bad-a in Gears of War, then look to the Cole Train.
1576924
They're all badass. Except that one guy who does that one thing and he dies.
1578989 Every COG soldier who wears a helmet and is not a "Grub Killer"?
1583138
Almost every COG soldier wears a helmet. But they don't have tattoos and have words and images painted on their armour.
1584064 Almost every COG soldier that wears a helmet is a scrub and dies right away.
1587796
Let's just shut up and enjoy the game.
1592628 I'm busy playing Halo 4 as a Storm Trooper... I have to take over the UNSC for the COG.
1608610
Cortana dies at the end of the Halo 4 campaign.
1610374 WHAT?! NO! IMPOSSIBLE!
You better be joking.
1614057
Nope. How she dies, I will leave that up to you.
1615583 Yeah, I was just counter-trolling. I hate Cortana, I enjoy having her gone forever.
1620428
And the Chief looks similar to Mitt Romney.
Okay, your excuse for not writing 6 is working on your side projects.
This is a side project and hasn't gotten a new chapter in more than 2 weeks.
Which means you're working on your other fic, which I, suprizingly, do not care for.
Gatdamnit
1641107 This will get first treatment though, the other one is afterwards, then we get more 6.