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Goldy


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~Author's Notes~

First off: I'm sorry for making this...

...Not really.

Second, I commonly spelled Brian as "Brain" (Though I fixed them if I found it). If you find one where it's supposed to be Brian (since he did get Brain Cancer, not Brian Cancer), please inform me. I am too lazy to proofread or edit. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Luna_lolface.png

Third, if you don't know what this meme is, internet moar.

Kthxbai.

Going to Equestria and not having the time of your life are two extremely contradicting sentences.

He got hit in the pancreas, giving him type 1 diabeetus. He was also diagnosed with brain cancer.

... after getting hit in chest. Which is nowhere near the pancreas. There's bad luck, and then there's defying reality.

He would have screamed, but he was mute.

He had his tongue cut off, not his vocal cords.

He scooted out after paying the fee of a thousand bits, which he didn't even have since he came from Earth.
He then played another fee of four-hundred thousand bits for a surgery that lasted twelve seconds, which he still didn't have, and left.
He was diagnosed deaf and left the hospital again, paying a fee of 42 bits. Of course, he still didn't have those.

...

I am too lazy to proofread or edit.

Well, since you don't seem interested in putting any effort into this, then I won't be bothered to do it for you. Good day.

It made no sense and it was absolutely random… I like that. :yay:

Hours later, Brian left the hospital again. He got hit in the pancreas, giving him type 1 diabeetus.

That aside, this gave me a couple laughs :pinkiesmile:

Luz

This story has no buckin' sense man! But stil, it made me laugh a lot!

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I think it's hard to do anything with your mouth after getting your tongue cut off.

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plz di buly

HOLY JEEBUS:derpyderp2:

poor dude:pinkiesad2:

that was funny:rainbowlaugh:

Oh god. My sides. YOU MURDERED MY SIDES.

Oh god , this is EPIC :yay:

My sides. They are now Zombies.

Yes, this story was that funny.

...people are still reading this?

I've abandoned publishing what I write. I guess I'll be reminiscent of this now, since this is what's left on top of my pile.

I came.

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I conquered.

>It's quite already
What is quite already? :rainbowhuh:

2691046 ur mum
8^)

Your missing erectile dysfunction but otherwise

Poor brain...

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