Twilight, You Have Visitors: A (not very) Helpful Guide

by Brinstar77

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When you come too, you’ll probably find yourself shackled to a slab hanging from a giant pony conveyor belt setup, a magic-suppressing collar clamped around your neck as you sail through the churning (and sometimes literal) bowels of the gargantuan biomechanical orb the aliens call home.

It’s sorta like a rollercoaster. You’ve been on those before, no? Remember when Celestia dragged you outta the library for a day so you wouldn’t miss the traveling carnival, and you lost your lunch after riding the Twist n’ Turn? This is a lot like that!

Of course, there are a few differences. Like, say, the fact that there are no lines. Or the fact that this ride is a lot smoother. Or the fact that, for most ponies, the end of this ride consists of a machine that liquifies ponies alive.

Y’know, a machine like the one you just passed. The one that you just saw grinding poor Gilda into a pulp and slurping her slimy remains into the guts of this unfathomably massive planetoid-shaped spacecraft.

Settle down, Twily. Yeah, I know, having to watch somepony die is a great way to end up traumatized for life, but Gilda was an unapologetic jerkass. Besides, that’s not gonna happen to you. The aliens in charge of this place have something a little more… invasive in mind for you.