Princess Celestia was walking from her bed to her bathroom, still groggy from waking up. She felt as if her head was spinning, and her eyes were so tired she could hardly keep them open. Trotting over to the shower, she knew the nice warm water would make her feel better.
Stepping inside the tub, she flipped he switch, closing her eyes while letting the water fall down her face and-
The water felt really thick, and sticky too. Confused, she stepped back so she could open her eyes in the... "Tomato juice!?" She screams out. She looks down and sees her white fur stained red. Her shock then turns to rage when she hears the laughter outside of the window.
"Ohh, hehehehee! this is priceless!" Discord chuckled, staring right back at the glaring alicorn, "I Must say Tia, I love your new look that you are trying out. It matches your mood!" He snaps his talons together, vanishing in a pink flash.
"DISCORD! GET BACK HERE!" Celestia screamed as she ran out of the bathroom, not caring about the splatters of red across her carpet. She was about to throw open the door until it opened on its own, or she thought it had. standing outside her bedroom door was her younger sister, her normally blue fur was stained a bright green.
"He got you too, didn't he?" Luna glared towards her sister, whos red fur and bloodshot eyes gave her answer away.
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It took Princess Celestia and Princess Luna over an hour to scrub the stains out of their bodies. Both were furious that their friend thought this was funny. While Discord always did love jokes and messing around with others, sometimes his humor was a little too much for others to handle.
After cleaning up, they each went on to their separate duties, Luna having to talk to the other council members, and Celestia having to go meet up with the captain of the guard.
As she walked, Celestia noticed the shadow floating behind her. Knowing who exactly who it was, she just glared forward and continued to walk. The spirit floated down to her side, hovering just a few feet off the ground. Discord giggled seeing how frustrated his white friend was, "So Tia, did you enjoy that special bath this morning? It was my special recipe!"
Celestia turned to the floating creature, " Discord, I know you enjoy pranks, but you have to remember you can't cause us trouble right before we have important duties... Or jokes which are very troublesome to us."
"Oh you always have to spoil my fun." discord frowns and crosses his arms, "I'm the spirit of chaos, this is what I do."
"Look, I know you like pranks, but I must ask you to keep yourself from doing any tomorrow; my sister and I have a public meeting in Canterlot square, and we cannot have any problems. Do you understand?"
Discord frowns, turning his head away, "Fine. No pranks tomorrow."
"Thank you. Now, I must be off." she walks off towards her destination.
Waiting until Celestia was out of ear range, he grins and taps his claws together, thinking of the new idea in his head, " Hehehe! Oh that is a brilliant idea!"
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The next morning, Celestia awoke from her sleep very rested. Getting out of bed, though, she noticed something was different, but she couldn't figure it out.
"CELESTIA!!!!!!!"
Celestia jumped up, startled by her sisters scream. She ran over to her bedroom door, and opened it to- "Oh my gosh!!"
Celestia's eyes went wide in shock at what beholded her. Luna was standing there, her mane and her horn gone from her head. Her wings were missing as well. Celestia was shocked, but before she could say anything, her sister's eyes grew as well, "He-he got you too!?" Luna forced out.
Celestia's mind began racing at that statement, panicking what had been done to her while she slept. Running over to her mirror, she gasped at the reflection; her long mane and horn were gone as well, and her wings too. Her eyes became fueled with anger, her nostrils flaring out, " I told him no pranks today!"
The laughter from the bedroom balcony caught their attention. Turning, they saw discord standing their, with their wings attached to his back. In his large lion paw, he held both of their horns, and topping those off were their manes wrapped around them like cotton candy.
Celestia was fuming by this point, her face Turning a deep red, "Discord! You promised no pranks today!"
Discord laughed, looking back to the now bald princess, "yes, I did say I wouldn't prank you today. You didn't say anything about pranks in the middle of the night! So I slipped in and... POOF!"
Luna stepped forward, her plain head glistening in the sunlight, "You had better give us our hair and other things back now!"
"Sorry, Lulu, I've become, as you should say, attached to these wings..." he floats up in he air, flapping all six of the wings on his back, cackling uncontrollably, "and, I'm a little hungry at the moment, so...." he lifts his arm up, and takes a bite out of the blue mane.
Luna screams at what she sees, "DO NOT EAT THAT! SPIT IT OUT!"
Discord continues to chew, then swallows the bite, "Mmm. Just like I expected... Blueberry." he then looks down to the other bundle of hair, "hmm. Let me guess, rainbow sherbet?"
Celestia begins to run toward the spirit, "DON'T YOU DARE!". Before she can reach him, Discord floats away from the balcony, just out of reach of the raging princess. Celestia stomps around angrily, knowing she can't use her magic to pull him back.
Discord takes a bite out of the multi colored mane, swirling it around his mouth. He chews for a few more seconds before finally talking, " well thats surprising. I didn't know that you were bubble gum, Tia." He laughs so hard he somersaults in midair.
"Discord, this isn't funny! Knock it off!" Luna pleaded.
The chaotic spirit turned to her,"Actually, it is hilarious! And I'm Being serious when I say you two look fabulous! No doubt you two will start a new fashion trend with this!" he laughed and flew off from the castle.
Both sisters leaned over the balcony rail, glaring at the fleeing creature, "DISCORD!!!!!!!!!!" Both screamed out simultaneously.
Discord flew off, taking a few more bites out of his special treat. He continued to laugh to himself, " Oh, I just love a good joke!"
"Who else but Discord. He's Discord, Discord, you never really know what he's going to do next. Bucause he's Discord, Discord. Ha ha ha I'm voiced by Q."
This is real funny.
This was good. Made me laugh.
There are a few problems with your grammar, the biggest one is that you flipped between past and present tenses a couple of times. A few other problems, but that's the biggest one.
it was funny lol
MOAR!!!!!!
I'll read this int he morning, but for now, I would like to mention the Princesses didn't live in Canterlot until after the NMM incident.
Doesn't bother me honestly, but some people may have aneurysms.
By the picture, this takes the prize.
1329371 i forgot about that. well, Discord was never there assistant, but comedy scetches are always random haha.
1329420 True.
Amusing, but you missed capitalizing Discord twice.
1329438 sorry. Like I posted on my other story, I'm doing this from my iphone. Hard to catch all the mistakes. Thank you though
DISCOOOOORRRRRDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!
lol nice little one shot!
1329705 GET BACH HERE RIGHT NOW AND GIVE US BACK OUR WINGS, HORNS, AND MANES!
Oh this was just too funny!
Funny story, but the grammars a bit off. (Not, that I'm one to complain. Hehe,)
Discord's jokes where simply harmonic!
Well, I particularly like this story. I guess my friend Red (theRedBrony) over there does too :P I'd like to see another chapter of this.
Then again, it seems that it is complete... Kinda short, though.
1374706 im thinking about that. If I extended it what would it even be
1375034 Well, my suggestion is when the whole court decides to have Luna and Celestia turn Discord to stone, and even though they don't want to, they must, after an incredibly huge prank, endangering all of Equestria.
1381862 seems kinda extreme for this story haha. I was thinking more on the line that since he likes to prank, perhaps the sisters will get him back with their own pranks
1321543
Discord: "Giggity."
Ah, it's fun when the Gods mess around each other for amusement, I enjoyed it, now to move onto the next one
2191710 im bold now.
Meh. Every time I'd start getting into the story, a grammar error would throw me off.
Hmm... a couple grammar, punctuation, caps and tense errors in there. You might want to get an editor for this. Good story idea, though
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They seem him trollin...they hatin...
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2651853 second picture is a true story.
This could have been a one shot,but it'd be nice to see more.
As usual Discord is a huge troll.