How to Forget Happiness

by LyraAlluse

Preface: A Guide to Reading This Guide

Preface: A Guide to Reading This Guide

Welcome to forgetting happiness 101. I will be your instructor today. You can call me Resident Bookworm. Everypony calls me that now. My real name’s Moon Dancer, but that’s not important. Well, except showing you one of many reasons I would like to wallow around in misery. So this is how things are going to go down. You are going to read this helpful guide on how to foster emotions of angst and helplessness. Make sure not to miss a single step in my how-to guide for optimum results. We will start at the beginning. And by beginning, I mean the first years of school.