Party Time! (Spark's 19th B-day)
Another day in ponyville. The sun is shining bright today as the pegasi in cloudsdale are hard at work controlling the weather. Seems like a normal day right? Wrong. Today is my 19th Birthday. That's right! This little tech-nerd ain't so little anymore! I was so excited to see what was going to happen today...then I get some sort of weird note on my front door. It said "Don't come to Sugarcube corner until 2pm this afternoon. Momma got a surprise for you! Hearts, Pinkie Pie". Oh sweet Celestia this just might be the Best Birthday Ever! I was already on my way to the store to pick up some groceries for the house when I was stopped by...ugh...The Great and Powerful Trixie...she gave me a birthday wish, which was odd considering she's never like that...ever. I said thank you and went on my way, when I was stopped again by Mayor Mare who also gave me a birthday wish. How nice that I'm getting a birthday wish from the mayor of ponyville herself! I managed to get all my groceries and head back to my house when I had noticed a huge card was being taken to Sugarcube corner. "Hmm...That's not for me is it?" I thought. Nonetheless I headed down to my house and restocked my fridge with Mountain Dew, Ramen Noodles, and a personal favorite of mine...Japanese Mochi balls! They are my kryptonite.
It was 1:30pm when I realized I had to be at Sugarcube Corner at 2! I got my stuff and headed out the door as fast as I could when I kept on getting stopped by other ponies wanting to wish me happy birthday. I said thank you and ran as fast as I could to Sugarcube corner. Busting through the door I made it in time, no sign of Pinkie Pie..or the Cakes and their kids...odd. "Hello" I shouted "Anypony here?" I later saw a note that had said "To Hackalot: Follow the birthday candles for your surprise". I noticed there was no signature, yet I could recognize the handwriting. I immediately noticed the candles on the floor and decided to follow them not knowing what was going to be at the end. The trail stopped at a dark room, and I've known from playing Slender, and watching horror previews...that you NEVER go in a dark room. Being stupid, and because I was curious I went into the dark room. All of a sudden a little light came on with a cupcake shining on it...flashbacks started to enter my head...could this be? I thought to myself "No..she couldn't". Then I noticed a little note next to the cupcake...The words read "Party Time". I read the words aloud and then the dark room lit with Pinkie Pie and a big Birthday Card to, who else, me. However my attention was immediately turned toward Pinkie as she was eating a cupcake VERY seductively...she signaled me to come to her and we proceeded to do some things that I can not go into detail without giving this fic a NSFW rating. Nonetheless I gotta admit...Best...Birthday...EVER!!
(Note: I decided to write this chapter early because I knew you guys were getting anxious and I was getting bored, so there)
This chapter took forever to come out.
And from the beginning of the chapter that this was going to happen.
If you know what I mean.
Sounds like you had a great time.
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Here's what I would write on your birthday card:
"Happy Birthday Mister Sparks! Enjoy being 19!
-BC
I'm a pretty straightforward guy on writing birthday notes.
Happy Birthday chum!
I hope that yo- *hears noise outside. Grabs camcorder and peeks outside front door*
Oh! Look who's here to wish you a happy birthday!
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Hey! That Bastard owes me 30 bucks!
and thanks for the birthday wishes
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My Apologies and yes I know what you mean
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Seems a tad (and by tad I mean a few months plus marriage) early for them to be... mounting though doesn't it?
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Pinkie Pie was in the mood...Just saying...
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She was... oh...
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yeah....
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According to my research that no one cares about Pinkie is about 21 and Fluttershy is 22.
Hackalot is 19 apparently.
You see where I'm going with this, I'm sure.
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You lost me...
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Like I said:
No one cares about my research.
I'm saying Hackalot is (a little) too young for either of the mares. Just me opinion though.
P.S. Still waiting for YOUR feedback on MY stories...
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Busy doing VA for EQI
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VA? EQ? Now you lost me.
P.S.S. NEVER INTERRUPT ME WHEN I'M READING THE BEST STORY EVAR!
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sorry... And BTW. it's Voice Acting for The Equestria Inquirer
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Oh, OK.
But seriously. If you haven't read 'Just Dropping In', read it. Like, right now.
I'm re-reading a 6th time.