• Member Since 9th Sep, 2012
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Listie The Scribe Maid


Don't mind me, I'm just passing through. I might stop to write a "comedy" story every now and again, but I highly doubt it.

Comments ( 23 )

I have enormous respect for the silliness of this idea.

I'm going to be very upset if your writing ability doesn't do it justice.

Right, so I feel like I'm reading a fic by a competent author who's hiding behind "it's a trollfic lol" in order to not really try. I don't know what this is parodying, so... what elements is it taking from that, exactly?

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First of all, I would like to say that I am a VERY competent writer. I've written parodies before on FanFiction.Net and they've gotten praise, not only from random readers, but the original writers as well. I never had the intent to troll anybody.

Second, what is this parodying?... Well, Like A Sex Machine for one thing. Other parodies include Lil' Miss Rarity, Sadistic Rarity, everybody's favorite paranoid train wreck and The Room. And that's all I have to say about that.

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wait. this is a parody of The Room? you just guaranteed that I'm actually going to read this story instead of brushing it off like I was going to.

ok so having read the first chapter... yeah this is hilarious. I'm following this one.

Your humor is good.

Edit your s***.

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First, I was gonna give you an emoticon as a thanks for defining, but I don't need to. I owe you five dollars, OK?
Second, what do you mean by "edit my $h!t"? And yes, I did censor myself. Sue me for an emoticon.

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OK, now you get an emoticon. :ajbemused:.
Getting onto the topic of my fanfiction, what do you mean by "edit"?

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Just suggesting a once over to look for missing or misspelled words that are not intentional.

I would give possible examples but I don't want to read it a 14th time.

Also I may have been not in my right mind when I read this (not that that makes a difference). Graveyard shiftwork may have been involved. Grenadine may have also been involved.

I also forgot to up-vote this. Fixed.

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OK, I'll give it a third check-for-errors-read-through.

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Yes. Yes I did. I would explain, but it has to do with Pinkie and a rubber band and I don't like to talk about that rubber band.

The first chapter was funnier, but I still lol'd a bit. The "why were you watching us?" bit in particular. Guess I'm prolly biased.

Next chapter try some Wolfmother or The Who :raritywink:

"Well, last week you were a cult leader, so whatever, let's just get going."

Ah, good old Friendship is Witchcraft! But wait, Rarity, considering that you were a member of that Smooze cult, wouldn't it be unrealistic for you to call it a "cult"?

Anyway, it's too bad you apparently cancelled this:fluttershysad:, I rather enjoy the crank-it-from-8-or-so-to-11 insanity, references to other insane fanworks (such as the aforementioned FiW reference), and lampshade-hanging.

1301307 What does the writing in your avatar say?
1302264 Troll Stamp? What Troll Stamp?

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I'll be completely honest with you, Nova. This really isn't my best story. It's actually pretty dang bad. I was trying way too hard to be funny, and it shows. I was writing down basically anything that came to mind in the hopes that something would work, no matter how stupid it was. In hindsight, I wasn't even really trying to parody the story. This was also before I found out that Like A Sex Machine was already a parody to begin with. So yeah. If you want to read a somewhat better parody story by me involving Changelings, I'd recommend you just go read Change?! You Got Change?!. That one actually has a good like/dislike ratio. As of now though, I have no desire whatsoever to return to this story and I'm probably gonna end up deleting it alongside 50 Shades Dumber: Fluttershy's Idiotic Sex Fantasies, another "parody" story where I was trying way too hard.

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