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SigmasonicX


Writer of RariTwi crossovers, RariTwi almost crossovers, and weird one-shots.

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The Smiling Mare: a mysterious figure that has appeared in the works of Picture Pattern, Saddledor Dali, and even Andy Warhoof. But who is she? What does that smile hide?

Posey wishes to learn more about her and Izzy has a traditional unicorn ritual for this situation! It involves drugs. By entering a plane of higher consciousness, Posey reaches across time to meet the Smiling Mare, but will she like what she sees?


Written for May Pairings Contest 2022. The pair in question is Posey and Tree Hugger (non-romantic).

I'm not fully satisfied by this story, but I wanted to publish it before Make Your Mark came out and potentially contradicted how Posey is presented here. The story was conceptualized before we knew she would be a major character in that, but I did try to incorporate what we've seen in clips of her personality.

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I can tell by looking at this mare that she bakes!
Nice.

tree

This was lovely. I don't care that it contradicts Posey a bit, it was great fun and this site can always do with more Tree Hugger fics

“The Scream by Grass Munch is notable for remaining in earth pony hands despite depicting a pegasus pony,” Posey explained to her museum tour group. The yellow earth pony with long pink hair stood at the end of a red hallway coated in framed paintings. With a smile, she pointed to an abstract image of a distorted and distressed blue pegasus. “There have been several theories over the years, but all of them have been called into question by experts from Zephyr Heights, who claim to identify the screaming pony as a particular historical figure.”

You may want to change this to hooves.

Equestriana

Oooh, I like.

spaghettified

Squee! One of my favorite words!

This got some chuckles out of me. And good to know carcinization is going to be the theme of G6.

Carcinization comes for us all in time.

Lovely way to bridge the temporal gap, and a hilarious exchange between ponies operating on very different levels. Thank you for a most enjoyable bit of silliness.

Posey broke out into a smile. A historical greeting! “Why thank you, uh, fellow traveler. Before I do… that, my name is Posey, and full disclosure, I might be your descendent from the feature.”

Future

Thanks for the corrections Raine_Lionheart.

And I'm happy people got the carcinization thing.

Also, Make Your Mark didn't contradict this Posey!

BTW, I realized people may not get why Posey is at a museum and where the premise came from. It's from the Tell Your Tale short "Foal Me Once".
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You mention Dali once still instead of his pony name.

Fun story! The trip sounds like a more mellow version of DMT.

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Actually, the MLP Wiki name for that pony is Saddledor Dali, I simply didn't mention the ponified part of his name.

Glad you enjoyed it!

Izzy fluttered her lips. “What? I thought everypony knew I baked! Anyway, you interested? You’d clear up all your questions right away, and I can tell by looking at this mare that she bakes!”

no she gets baked!

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