There are two places in Equestria called “Hollow Shades.” One is the abandoned settlement of forgotten cults and unspeakable rituals, left to crumble until deeds and town have both been forgotten. Here is where the Pony of Shadows made its last stand, and here its memory has been left to rot like so many others.
Then there are the living Hollow Shades, not so much a settlement as a collection of hovels that happen to huddle together in an especially foul stretch of marshy pine barrens in northeastern Equestria. Officially speaking, the region has no name. To give it a name of its own would provide a nucleus to the dread power of the place, one it could use to build itself into an awareness that would make the Everfree Forest look like a quaintly interactive nature hike. Thus, the locals call it by the name of another place, one whose time has come and gone, in the hopes that the land stays relatively well behaved.
The Hollow Shades are not a nice place, nor are they populated by especially nice ponies. Cloud cover that no pegasus dares interfere with blocks out the sun and moon alike. Love and friendship are in short supply, especially now that the local changeling hive has abandoned generations of attempted social engineering to swear allegiance to Hive Thorax, so that they may learn the secrets of reformation.* Some students of sociology, thaumic symbolism, and similar disciplines believe that Flurry Heart’s alicorn domain can be inferred by studying what else the Shades lack. Few return from their field work.
* Thorax would have happily told them without demanding their fealty. However, Queen Labrum is a shameless and incurable drama queen, which is why her hive had been preying on the Shades in the first place.
Going by their logic, Flurry assuredly is not the alicorn of illicit goods. Anything that can’t, shouldn’t, or mustn’t be purchased elsewhere in Equestria can be found in the Shades for the right price. Some call Klugetown the greatest black market in the world. The Shades go through black to the colors on the other side, and that’s just in the art supply store.
One such example of this transpired in one of the town’s larger alleys. (Calling it a street would be giving it far too much credit, and probably get you shanked.) A cart in the shadow of one of the few brick buildings in town vented steam into the overcast sky, most of the greenish tint coming from the luminescent fungi that served as lampposts. Some sprouted from the ground, some adorned the buildings, and one appeared to grow out of the mane of the pony tending the cart.
A figure furtively moved from shadow to shadow, approaching the cart as indirectly as it could. This was less out of caution and more because it was hard to move any other way in the Hollow Shades, even when walking in a straight line. Eventually, the figure resolved itself into another pony, lean where the cart tender was wide, quick where he was slow, horned where he was earthen.
After a few frantic moments looking for danger around and in the cart, the newcomer said, “Greetings. I have need of a… carrot dog.”
“Do you?” The cart tender did not shift his attention from the cart, nor made any motion to procure anything from it. The cart itself did begin rattling until he gave it a smack. “And how should I… prepare it?”
Every meaningful pause came with a quick glance at their surroundings, ears perked for unwary hoofsteps or far more dangerous sounds. The unicorn's next words were no different. “Are you familiar with… Whinny City style?”
That got a phlegmy snort, disgusted as it was disgusting. “I am afraid I am not so… well-traveled as you, friend.” The cart tender said the last word the same way others might say “idiot” or “sewage.” “This humble cart can only offer so much.”
“Of course, of course." The unicorn nodded frantically, shifting from hoof to hoof, never letting himself get comfortable in one spot for too long. "Very well. I am not inflexible, nor am I desperate."
"Of course," the cart tender echoed with no less scorn than before.
"Perhaps… onions?”
With a surprised grunt, the cart tender straightened from his growing slouch. “What you speak of could indeed be procured… for a price.”
That got a solemn nod. “All things have their price. This I know well." The unicorn's sudden confidence vanished like smoke in the breeze. "And, perhaps… relish?”
Now the cart tender looked up, a hard stare peeking out through his stringy mane. “You tread dangerous ground, friend.”
The unicorn flinched back as though struck. “The onions will suffice.”
“They will.” With practiced motions, the cart tender pulled a carrot off the grill, placed it in a warm bun, and slathered it in diced onions until they were on the verge of spilling out. “Six bits.”
“They are yours,” said the unicorn, tossing a drawstring bag to the cart tender.
For a moment, the cart tender hesitated. The world seemed to hold its breath. At last, he nodded and held out the carrot dog. “Then the compact is sealed.” Only then did the unicorn take it in his magic.
Just before the first bite, a bright blue pegasus swooped down, smiling wider than five usual Hollowfolk put together. “Hey, can I get two with ketchup and mustard?”
The cart tender grunted and pulled the squeeze bottles out of their slots. “How goes your sociology thesis?”
“Nearly got it cracked!”
The unicorn rolled his eyes as he skittered away with his lunch. Out-of-towners never could capture the proper spirit of the white market.
Ha! Nice Deadly Euphemism!
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I did not expect that ending, I guess they don't come back because there's just too much lacking, so it's really hard to figure out!
You're unintentionally* copying my notes again. This time about Hollow Shades, which I read about for... a certain something that definitely isn't dire and duplicitous
I learned that Hollow Shades and Foal Mountain are both mentioned long before Shadow Play, way back in Apple Family Reunion, as locations from which Apples sent RSVPs. I thought it interesting that the Apples have roots in two places that are both canonically linked to the Pony of Shadows, a story that is first mentioned by Applejack.
I now wonder if there is some deeply uncanny component that goes into pony carrot farming which has inspired a common sentiment that you don't want to know how it's made, to maintain the parallel.
*: Unless...
If this second Hollow Shades is intended to deal with a continuity issue, I don't think it makes much sense for an Apple branch to live here either.
As an aside, I was proven wrong astonishingly quickly. Where else would you find an exotic sandwich but a strange salesman?
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What? Great Grand Mama Poisoned Apple is in one of the most popular old pony tales. Sure, she gets defeated, but that branch of the family had to go somewhere.
Heh. I remember the white market, and the unquestionable purchases that can be made within.
I've seen a variety of interpretations of Hollow Shades over the years. One of the more benign is a perfectly normal and ordinary Batpony town,
I had to re-read this one to realize what was going on. Awesome!
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Oh no, many of them definitely die in their quest for a thesis. Just not while getting lunch. Well, usually not then.
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The Hollow Shades branch of the Apples raises a number of fascinating questions. All I know for certain is that Granny Smith isn't a witch. Indeed, she's one of the best witches Ponyville doesn't have.
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Monetary transactions for legal goods and services... This sort of thing really drags up the neighborhood.
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Also a viable option. I just like having a few menacing towns of grim folk and dark secrets handy for dramatic emergencies.
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Presumably it's where all the Bad Apples live. Which is the real reason Granny Smith was so shocked they all RSVP'd. If even one of them shows up it spoils the whole gathering.
Yeah, ten minutes here and I can definitely see why Queen Labrum is off to swear dire vows in rune and ichor in exchange for the bright secrets of Reformation. Thorax is a bit bemused and a lot disturbed by the whole thing, but Pharynx is into it.
There is a phrase in Hollow Shades. "They were the kind of person who calls you 'friend.' People like that aren't friendly." This phrase is found nowhere else, and indeed is largely incomprehensible.
i saw an episode of food theory that said chicken wings count as a type of sandwich
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Assuming they’re fried and given that the meat is completely enclosed by breading with no breaks, I’d argue that chicken wings are actually a form of dumpling.
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"Indeed, she's one of the best witches Ponyville doesn't have." From this comment, I'm not sure if Granny Smith's foalhood given name should be Esme(relda) or Eskarina.