Big Mac tries to acquire a bit of free time. After a temporal mishap, he finds the whole universe permanently frozen around him. With no purpose in life or consequences for bad behavior, he quickly becomes a lazy glutton and deviant sex addict.
Yikes, you sure aren't pulling any punches, are ya? Didn't think there would be this much philosophy in a clop fic... Also, looks like Rainbow called in a raincheck.
He wished he liked reading. He tried reading at Twilight Sparkle's house. He even tried reading while humping Twilight Sparkle but it was just as tedious as it ever was.
Me: "Maybe try it a few times and it'll grow on you." : "The reading or fucking Twilight?" Me: "Yes."
He finally found Rainbow Dash. She was sleeping on a cloud high above Ponyville. That was one he'd never get. It would be nice to have her but he didn't want to put in the effort to build some sort of climbable structure even though once upon a time, that was his life.
: "You are truly disgusting." : "For cumming inside every mare in town?" : "No, for not trying to climb up to me. Do you think I'm not worthy of a good rutting?"
Yikes, you sure aren't pulling any punches, are ya? Didn't think there would be this much philosophy in a clop fic... Also, looks like Rainbow called in a raincheck.
Me: "Maybe try it a few times and it'll grow on you."
: "The reading or fucking Twilight?"
Me: "Yes."
: "You are truly disgusting."
: "For cumming inside every mare in town?"
: "No, for not trying to climb up to me. Do you think I'm not worthy of a good rutting?"