Holy Toledoes, Pipp is one perverted mare! Well, it’s good to know Zipp has some morals. Snowy’s quick trigger adds some comedy to the irony of the situation.

He was the Royal Court’s official therapist from the day his master, Gilded Icepick, decided to retire. Unfortunately, unlike his great predecessor, he could never really keep his professional attitude. Ages ago, when the newly-crowned Queen Haven went to him to tell him about her worries, it took only three sessions before they landed in bed. The romance was short but intensive and ended only after it turned out that Haven, unlike the previous two wives of the old king, wasn’t infertile and became pregnant with twins.

This might be me trying to insert logic into a clopfic, but if Haven had married into the Royal Line the throne would have passed to Zipp on the King's death, not Haven. This is because Haven would have no claim to the throne (a similar example occurred in Britain in 1952; when King George VI died the throne passed to his daughter, Elizabeth, not his wife.)

Just an interesting bit of royal trivia for you there.

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That's probably the least illogical of the illogical things in this fic, but yes. On the other hand, who's gonna question the most senior royal who can fly?