Discord invites Princess Celestia on a lunch date in Chaosville. Together, they prepare a lovely meal for two with all of Discord's favorite foods.
Absolutely nothing terrible happens.
Edited by TCC56. The edit of the cover art was done by me. Set sometime during season five. Contribute to the TVTropes page!
Well, all labor surely paid off
Good and interesting
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This is a more pleasant reaction to the contents than I was expecting.
This was a fun read! Good job!
I love smooze
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Smooze loves you!
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thank you!
Well, this was certainly a story. Not quite sure what else I can say about it .
He made NyQuil Chicken. Of course Discord made NyQuil Chicken.
edit: and that was somehow the least odd item on the buffet menu, because at least I've heard of that particular monstrosity.
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Thank you for noticing! I take pride in your torment!
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He made WHAT? That's a thing? WHY is that a thing?!
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Nyquil chicken is a glorious culinary creation.
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The image in the author's note is real.
No one else?
Fine, I'll make the joke.
...I don't know what I was expecting.
Though the doves actually being alive was incredible subversion from the very title, #applause.
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I am nothing, if not subversive (and a menace).
LMAO now that's a fun lunch date.