Its the month that all stallions dread. A curse where they can't 'get some fun'. Among all of these stallions, a certain confused pegasi under the command of Shining Armor asks one very crucial question... (No Nut November Story)
I must say that I really like this story, not to mention the comedy and the plays of words so simple that I could finally understand them better: D, in any case the theme of the story fascinates me, and I will honestly wait impatiently for the next chapter. I will especially be focused on knowing if Shining Armor loses its XD record.
God what a good story and I still can't stop laughing. You gringos have this "competition in November ... We in Mexico are in September.
It was the month that all stallions dread. It was the month where they were forbidden to do what they were born to do. It was the month where they would lose their fun, their freedom, and their identity. It was the month where they would find themselves being tortured in the worst way possible.
Is that over exaggerating or is that actually true?
However, just like how Sombra placed the curse on the Crystal Empire to make it disappear with him, so did Discord.” The professor sighed as his legs shook again, before stating what curse did Discord give.
“His curse would become known as…
“No Nut November...
It’s funny because I can imagine him doing that.
The pain eventually leaves by itself throughout December, but trying to release it as soon as the month starts wouldn’t be the best decision.” The professor said.
How does that work?
“Any more questions? No? Alright. I see that you all know the gist of this, and so we’ll continue with a lecture on how to adapt to this situation, alright? And if any of you suddenly bursts inside of this classroom, I expect that you’ll be helping us clean up the flood once this month is over, got it?” The students all nodded as they continued to hear their teacher, doing their best to hold the lion inside their loins.
The fact that they’re learning about this in school is hilarious.
He loved the Princess of Love, however as Captain of not one but two nations, he needed to make sure nothing happened to him, or else the fragile order that existed within the military during this month would shatter.
Two nations?
“Ain’t that title a bit long don’t you think? You could call me Lieutenant Midnight if you want. You are my superior ain’tcha?” Midnight said, smiling his green eyes showing an unrivaled amount of happiness.
I need a competition between him and pinkie, ASAP.
“It’s… November? What about it?” The young ‘lieutenant’ asked.
Why is there quotes around lieutenant?
As Shining Armor proceeded to his dormitory, he spotted Midnight laughing along with a mare, as if today was just any other day of the year. For a moment, a hint of jealousy seeps into the Prince of the Crystal Empire. The young colt continued to act naturally, as if there was no such thing as November. The fact that the mare, a purple bat pony, had a hot body, caused Shining to become surprised as Midnight showed no signs of lust or being flustered by her body. For whatever reason, Midnight seemed completely unaffected by No Nut November.
For some reason I already have the urge to ship it.
10514282 (1) Mostly over-exaggeration, but the gist of the idea is true (2) Yes I just loved thinking that he'd do that. (3) think of that balloon you kept in your room only to see it deflate over time (4) i know right? (5) He's still technically the Captain of the Royal Guard for Equestria, and being the Prince of The Crystal Empire makes him also take job of the Captain of the Crystal Guard. (6) STARING CONTEST! (7) Basically since Midnight tells Shining that he could simply just shorten his title of 'Lieutenant General' to 'Lieutenant', and because I don't want to be typing such a long title, 'Lieutenant' is used that way (8) If ya wanna you could, it might eventually become a ship, maybe not in these chapters, but in another story perhaps?
10514365 I don't think that ever happened, I think he's still the Prince of Crystal Empire and the Captain of the Royal Guard. They never moved him out of position otherwise I'd think there'd be an episode on it. He still controlled the Royal Guard in the episode Sparkle's Seven
If you allow me, I think I can share that information with you. As you know Shining Armor is a resident of both Canterlot and the Crystal Empire, both, due to his status as Prince and Captain of the Guard. Now. I must say that it is in charge of both guards of the nations, because The Crystal Empire is an independent kingdom (They let you see it in the comics and in the special that Laurent did for the day of the dead special a few years ago) outside of That, it is confirmed that Shining Armor is in both guards since on many occasions he is seen in the crystal empire wearing his captain's armor, not to mention that when Tirec had returned for the first time, he was on guard at the Canterlot palace performing their respective turn. So we can say that it is completely CANON that he is in charge of both guards.
10533680 Not compared to 'Sin Sexo Septiembre' (as a friend told me) or even worse 'Destroy Dick December'. But yes, I used NNN as the basis for my story. Hope you enjoy the parts already here and the parts that will come
“Exactly. The temptation is so strong for some stallions that they fail to go a month without eating nuts. Do you understand? You need to win this challenge by not eating any nuts! Got it?” Moonlight silently laughed as she saw Midnight beginning to ‘understand’ what ‘No Nut November’ meant.
I honestly immediately feel bad for Shining Armor. Rainbow already proved to me that he has to deal with a bunch of crap during this month along with the challenge itself, and with him getting immediately no slack for getting fooled so easily because he was panicking and he reacted in a protective manner because of it, I definitely think he’s going to get the short end of the stick in this story. I’m still loving it so far and I’m definitely going to read the rest of it but I really hope shining keeps his No Nut November record, this stallion deserves it.
11239266 hmhmm. I'll probably update this story in November, as (1) I'm busy with other projects and (2) to keep the NNN spirit! And who knows, maybe I will give Shining the short stick. Only time will tell. Rainbow is a very evil prankster.
I must say that I really like this story, not to mention the comedy and the plays of words so simple that I could finally understand them better: D, in any case the theme of the story fascinates me, and I will honestly wait impatiently for the next chapter. I will especially be focused on knowing if Shining Armor loses its XD record.
God what a good story and I still can't stop laughing. You gringos have this "competition in November ... We in Mexico are in September.
Not bad, like the comedy. And sometimes, innocence is best. Good luck with your first story!
Is that over exaggerating or is that actually true?
It’s funny because I can imagine him doing that.
How does that work?
The fact that they’re learning about this in school is hilarious.
Two nations?
I need a competition between him and pinkie, ASAP.
Why is there quotes around lieutenant?
For some reason I already have the urge to ship it.
10514282
(1) Mostly over-exaggeration, but the gist of the idea is true
(2) Yes I just loved thinking that he'd do that.
(3) think of that balloon you kept in your room only to see it deflate over time
(4) i know right?
(5) He's still technically the Captain of the Royal Guard for Equestria, and being the Prince of The Crystal Empire makes him also take job of the Captain of the Crystal Guard.
(6) STARING CONTEST!
(7) Basically since Midnight tells Shining that he could simply just shorten his title of 'Lieutenant General' to 'Lieutenant', and because I don't want to be typing such a long title, 'Lieutenant' is used that way
(8) If ya wanna you could, it might eventually become a ship, maybe not in these chapters, but in another story perhaps?
10514357
I thought a balloon only deflates if there is a hole.
Also, I thought since he moved out of Canterlot he resigned as the captain of the royal guards.
10514365
I don't think that ever happened, I think he's still the Prince of Crystal Empire and the Captain of the Royal Guard. They never moved him out of position otherwise I'd think there'd be an episode on it. He still controlled the Royal Guard in the episode Sparkle's Seven
10514373
Does it say anything on the official website?
10514393
idk
10514396
I guess I’ll just do research later.
10514411
but you liked the story huh?
10514413
Yea, Something about seeing someone struggle with something is hilarious.
10514421
Where do you think the story will/should go
10514438
What do you mean by that?
10514440
Where do you think the story will be going, or what do you think this story should go toward?
10514443
Well, I would like to know more about midnight and moonlight. Along with a rainbow dash getting hit a few more times.
10514455
Alright, I'll make sure to cover that more.
10514459
And, seeing how everypony else is handling or reacting to NNN.
10514459
10514462
If you allow me, I think I can share that information with you. As you know Shining Armor is a resident of both Canterlot and the Crystal Empire, both, due to his status as Prince and Captain of the Guard. Now. I must say that it is in charge of both guards of the nations, because The Crystal Empire is an independent kingdom (They let you see it in the comics and in the special that Laurent did for the day of the dead special a few years ago) outside of That, it is confirmed that Shining Armor is in both guards since on many occasions he is seen in the crystal empire wearing his captain's armor, not to mention that when Tirec had returned for the first time, he was on guard at the Canterlot palace performing their respective turn. So we can say that it is completely CANON that he is in charge of both guards.
10514487
Ohh, I thought he was in Canterlot during the tirek situation because the princess called for him.
Scientists prepare! There might be a cure in this stallion!
Or he's damaged. One of the two.
10523156
haha. I'm liking how you're thinking. Time will tell though what is strange within Midnight.
Ah, truly a formidable foe.
10533680
Not compared to 'Sin Sexo Septiembre' (as a friend told me) or even worse 'Destroy Dick December'. But yes, I used NNN as the basis for my story. Hope you enjoy the parts already here and the parts that will come
Remember class, everything can be art. Except what Shadic Midnight Blitzer made. He has created something greater then art.
10862578
Aw thanks!
10533680
Yes.
Such an evil mare...
10899066
Lol
10899069
I imagined her as an mischievously grinning batpony mare in this scene, but sadly I didn't found a good picture of what I had in mind.
Also, he is going to go nuts, isn't he?
I honestly immediately feel bad for Shining Armor. Rainbow already proved to me that he has to deal with a bunch of crap during this month along with the challenge itself, and with him getting immediately no slack for getting fooled so easily because he was panicking and he reacted in a protective manner because of it, I definitely think he’s going to get the short end of the stick in this story. I’m still loving it so far and I’m definitely going to read the rest of it but I really hope shining keeps his No Nut November record, this stallion deserves it.
11239266
hmhmm.
I'll probably update this story in November, as (1) I'm busy with other projects and (2) to keep the NNN spirit!
And who knows, maybe I will give Shining the short stick. Only time will tell.
Rainbow is a very evil prankster.
10900547
You mean Midnight? Maybe.
Hey there, been long time eh?
11239320
Yeah, I meant Midnight would go nuts eventually.
And yes, it has been a while. Still stuck at chapter 9. Lots of other stuff to do...