Dear Twilight Sparkle,
I hope you’re not too surprised by the failure you and your friends experienced when trying to find me in the castle.
It was a pointless endeavor since Igot stuck inside ahave many hiding spots all over the castle. You could get the entire royal guard here, and they wouldn’t find even a trace of me, becauseI would run awayI’m like a shadow in the nightI’m an experienced infiltrator and spy.
Queen Chrysalis herself should ask me to join her legion of spies.Your undetectable enemy,
Starlight GlimmerP.S: What’s with the roots in the map room? Was that always there?
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I must apologize because, to be honest, we completely forgot about looking for you.
What you thought was a searching party was just my friends trying to cheer me up because I didn’t feel comfortable in this castle. Don’t worry, it’s not because of you, it was something personal.
Since I’m already writing to clear the misunderstanding, I want to offer that we sit down and talk about this whole “living in my castle and planning my doom” thing. I won’t give you a friendship speech, I just want to have a calm conversation with you.Your forgiving foe,
Twilight Sparkle
Dear Starlight Glimmer,
I wanted to make clear that I do not wish for your participation in any of my schemes. I wouldn’t even want you as a food source since I’m aware of how rotten your sense of love is.
You should spend less time seeking revenge and more time in therapy.Your source of advice,
Queen Chrysalis.
How did Chrysalis get involved? How many people are hiding out in this castle?
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All of them.
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They hold a party when Twilight's out of town
I just like the idea that Chrysi felt the need to respond.
Hrmph, the pot calling kettle black !
I wonder how many letters Starlight had to send before Chrysalis decided to reply. Just one? Or did Starlight perhaps send a mountain of letters before Chrysalis decided that a proper rejection letter was in order.
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Just the intention of joining her ranks was enough to make Chrissy want to clarify things
did you mean "willing"?
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Nope, I meant writing. Thanks for pointing big out
There was some fridge logic involved when Chrysalis first came up, since at this point neither should know about the other. This realization early on made last letter even more hilarious. Were you always this good at comedy or did I just forget? I can recall commenting you before my more than year disappearence from the site (since I lost my password and really didn't feel like trying every combination at the time).
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Even I don't know how my own comedy works and I think that's what makes it more hilarious.
I remember you commenting before, not sure on which stories. Welcome back!